Caption This!... (drive-thru)

[Terry_Lasater]

 

[Capt Quirk]

If your ass is too fat to walk from the parking lot to the door, maybe you really don't need fast food?

 

[Hawk Teflon]

"I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog"

 

[Captain Pierce]

Ironically, the big sack in the front basket is her order from the Burger King down the street--she's just stopping at Wendy's for some chili.

 

[Matt Grunau]

"I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog"

I get 70 palpitations to the burger on this hog.

 

[TowerFan]

Bumper sticker - "My other car is a front loader."

 

[ugafan]

ugafan orders lunch for the film crew.

 

[Everts]

Woman on speakerphone:
That will be 49.99


Really fat dude who sat on his grandmother while she was in her car:
uuh I got a coupon slurrrph

 

[Rick Meyer]

"Yet to reach Rock Bottom".

 

[Beat Takeshi]

"Everything"