Caption This!... (contortionists)

[Terry_Lasater]

 

[Alex H.]

The sooner I get these into a vase and some fresh water...

 

[unclebob6958]

Members of Mr. Loopners extended family.

(For those who don't know or don't remember, the Loopners (Gilda Radner & Jane Curtain) were a continuing sketch on Saturday Night Live. The long deceased Mr. Loopner was born without a spine.)

 

[Jordan_S]

Some folks really dig parquetry.

 

[Doc Bernard]

Anybody want these? I hate to throw out 2 perfectly, well, maybe not perfect, girls.

 

[ugafan]

dali's family.

 

[Matt Sconce]

Babysitters gone BAD!

 

[Everts]

aaaahhh...... blue pants !?

 

[Sad Max]

First harvest at the boneless-Chinese-girl ranch.

 

[Everts]

ok you're right grandfather pants still look like crap from this angle ...sigh.

 

[djbobbyrhodes]

Dear Diary, JACKPOT!

 

[Doc Bernard]

Don't you mean "Dear Pent-" nevermind.

 

[Alex H.]

Dear Diary, JACKPOT!

Giggity.

 

[Beat Takeshi]

As seen on tv! New asian sex slaves...and when you are done with them you can fold them up and put them under the bed or in the closet. Great space savers! Order yours nooooooow!!!

 

[GenJerDan]

Not really a caption... Makes me think of Lon Chaney (Jr) in a B horror. "I didn't mean to break them..."