Caption This!... (Bill)

Terry_Lasater

Terry_Lasater

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An early attempt at a "minority report" tried to incarcerate the young Gates for a predicted crime against technology code named "Vista."

Unfortunately, the central computer that predicted Vista was programmed in Basic. Due to a "go to" error on line 240, Gates was cleared and set free to destroy humanity one PC at a time.
 
New evidence* shows Bill to be one of the first white rappers of his generation to hit the scene, decades before such artists like Eminem.

*Observer the large Medallion and 'bling' disguised as a police tag (to demonstrate his bad boy criminal ways) along with large retro style 'shades'

Anhar
 
Hey, look! It's 1977 and the characters on that sign around his neck have better anti-aliasing than Windows does in 2009.

Seriously, whenever I see screenshots that include text in Windows, it amazes me that a kabillion-dollar company can't figure out how to anti-alias text.
 
kyotonils said:
Hey, look! It's 1977 and the characters on that sign around his neck have better anti-aliasing than Windows does in 2009.

Seriously, whenever I see screenshots that include text in Windows, it amazes me that a kabillion-dollar company can't figure out how to anti-alias text.
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Well kyotonils, to be fair and accurate, windows has supported anti-aliased font rasterization since windows 98, and XP supports sub pixel rendering and font smoothing.

Anhar
 
(as Morgan Freeman) My good friend Bill Gates spent two weeks in Shawshank Prison that December of '77. Christmas night, he met up with a bullqueer they called Big Mac.

(wait for it)

That was the longest night of his life.
 
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