Caption This!... (bald kids)

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"Kiro, you did not clean the grease trap good enough. Go put the cat suit on and sit in the dining area as punishment."
 
Today, the World Health Organization issued a pandemic alert for male pattern baldness in Japan... it apparently has jumped from men to schoolgirls and creepy mascots.
 
Snuggy watched from the corner knowing very well that he would not fit in. No matter how hard he tried to be like them, he would always be different. He would always be a vegan.
 
Members of Japanese youth-cult take extreme measures to separate themselves from other so-called 'fringe' organizations...
 
WORLD NEWS

New Tokyo, Japan. 2042. Genetic engineering has officially eliminated the need for "natural breeding", and girls have prosthetic dongs grafted to their heads, thus relieving them from the stresses of finding a suitable husband or lover.

Also, creepy furry robots patrol the streets, making sure these female "dick heads" stay out of trouble. The fur-bots run on digested food prducts, making them appear to be more alive to the citizens of New Tokyo. The current theory is that anything that can eat human food will be more easily able to assimilate into the culture as a perceived living entity.

As for the girls' samurai-style hairdos, that's just bug nuts insane man.
 
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