Best telemarketer call yet

dory_breaux

dory_breaux

Todd Wannabe
Ok so I just picked up the phone and guess who he wanted?



James Bond.



Doesnt get much better then that, does it.
 
What? lol! So is this kind of how it went?

Dory: (Apprehensivly) Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, my name is John from AT&T. Is James Bond available?
Dory: (Confused) What the Hell? Hangs up.
 
More like:

Dory (hopefully): Hello?
Guy in India: Hello, is Mr James BOnd there?
Dory: ... BAWHAWHAWHAW! AHHHHHHHHH!
Guy in India: Hello? Sir?
Dory (trying not to fall over now): yeah. ahhhhh, hold on, let me go check with Mony Penny *pause* nope, Mr Bond is away on buisness.
Guy in India: Well when will I be able to contact him?
Dory: Well, why dont you give MI6 a call and ask them?
Guy in India: Are you being funny with me? This is not a funny matter.
Dory: *falls over and phone battary falls out*
 
ConspiracyPenguin said:
Comedy gold! I am going to start answering the phone when telemarketers call!
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you can have A LOT of fun. I always get people telling me that my number has been randomly selected to recieve a great offer and free gifts, i just BURST into cheers and yell for 20min and tell them how happy i am, and whats funny is they wont hang up first!
 
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