DATELINE, CUPERTINO CA - In a joint announcement, Apple Computer (AAPL 264.21) and Red Digital Cinema announced a next generation camera/phone; the iDrogen. The iDrogen combines all the patented technology of Apple and Red to form the most advanced user experience. During the announcement, Likasha Shanari, senior counsel for Apple, said "We've been banging our head against the courtroom walls trying to break Red when some little punk came up with the idea of not competing, but joining forces. Both Marketing departments forecasted a doubling of revenue for both companies if we shared technology rather than fight each other. That punk is going to cost a lot of attorneys their jobs."
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