Anyone have any useless talents?

[Eastside Parkway]

All my talents are useful, in one way or another.

 

[Gord.T]

i can please a woman.

Not according to my neighbours wife you can't. :beer:

 

[Rakesh Jacob]

Ouch...

I'm sorrrrrryyyy man, I had 3 versions of that joke pop in my head when I saw Gage's post. That one was the meanest but played really well to the audience in my head. They voices make me say bad things.

 

[Tom Marshall]

When in doubt, ALWAYS do what the voices tell you... :thumbsup:

 

[Mark Harris]

i can please a woman.

My right arm bends 15 degrees backwards :-/

But really, aren't these the same thing?

 

[Beat Takeshi]

I have the uncanny talent to have to stay in the hospital a week for an outpatient procedure.

I can throw a push pin and make it stick in to a wall at a distance. Yes, I practiced this when I was a kid.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

I can throw a push pin and make it stick in to a wall at a distance. Yes, I practiced this when I was a kid.

You gotta video that, please do a video of that, man I'd love to see that.

 

[Mattykins]

But really, aren't these the same thing?

What exactly are you doing to your woman? I can't come up with a any way that the arm bending backwards would help...haha

 

[Zacatac]

i can.. throw cards hard enough to stick into walls... and go more than 200ft into the air... very fun when you bring a girl on a picnic...

If i can hit the apple... you make love to me....

so on and so forth

 

[MasterP]

I can make almost any technological equipment that I use cease to work for no apparrent reason...

Well, it seems like it 90% of the time rogar-Dum(DBG):

 

[Ben Sliker]

my dad can wiggle both his ears.
my mom can't.
I can wiggle my left one.

I'm also impervious to mosquito bites. I've never had one, which includes more than a decade in WI.

 

[JasonFox]

I can snap-flick a penny hard enough to break a window.
I'm undefeated at Trival Pursuit.
I can rewrite the lyrics to any song and make them about cheese and Jews. In a good way.
I can throw my tootelage ventriloquist-style.

 

[Rakesh Jacob]

I can humm while writting the alphabet with my tongue... totaly useless I know... if any of you know of a good use for this let me know... totaly useless

 

[emretufekci]

.sdrawkcab etirw nac I

 

[Richard J. Johnson]

I can ride a unicycle.

lol. So can I, I forgot about that one. My dad bought me one for christmas and bet me $100.00 that I could not figure out how to ride it in 48 hours. I did.

 

[Rakesh Jacob]

.sdrawkcab etirw nac I

!emosewa gnik**fahtum s'tahT

 

[Terry_Lasater]

I'm a contortionist; I can have my foot in my mouth and my head up my arse at the same time.

 

[GageFX]

lol. So can I, I forgot about that one. My dad bought me one for christmas and bet me $100.00 that I could not figure out how to ride it in 48 hours. I did.

That is awesome. I have to remember to do that. How old were you and how hurt did you get?

 

[Sad Max]

All of my talents are useless.

Was this thread inspired by Planet Terror?

 

[GageFX]

Because RR is useless and has no talent? That's cold, Max.