Anyone have any useless talents?

I'm allergic to cold air, probably the only known case in the world. Again its more a disease than actual useless talent.

*except one recorded case of a woman who is allergic to cold water.
 
Chris Messineo said:
I can ride a unicycle.
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USELESS!!!!????? HELL NOOOOO!
Think about the energy crisis, in the future more and more people are gonna need to ride bikes. Now factor in the population problem and extrapolate that over the next few years. Unicycles will effectively double mankinds ability to mantain fossil fuel independence and sustain the environment. You'll probably get a Nobel Peace Prize or atleast a Varizoom FlowPod and a book by Barry Green from DVXUser.com
 
ConspiracyPenguin said:
Does my obsessive compulsive disorder count?
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OCD? USELESS?? If it wasn't for OCD I wouldn't get anything accomplished :thumbup:


ConspiracyPenguin said:
Okay, then if you hit me on one side of my body I have to "make it even" by hitting myself on the other side.
This doesn't seem like a talent, more like a disease...:(
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Yeah... that's weird... Now write me an award winning screenplay or I'll beat the **** out of the left side of your body!

Barry_Green said:
As for useless talents, I can clap using only one hand.
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I can surf the web with one hand, but I'm guessing alot of you can do that :huh:
 
GageFX said:
Tommy, you are only allowed ONE screenname. Drop this "Cola" act.
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That's so funny, just the other day, I was at the mall and some one was like "dude you're just like a fat Indian Tom Marshall."
Not cause of the way I look, obviously, but I was at Sears and some one caught me peeking underneath the stalls in the boys department.





*yikes, I'm gaonna pay for that one, but it was just sooo funny in my head, sorry Tommy*
 
Apparently I roll tobacco backwards and lick the paper upside down, so I'm told by everyone. More of a peculiarity than a talent I suppose.

I also 'used' to do wheelies on my ten speed. I could shift through all 5 gears (1st gear bank) and turn corners up to about a max of 2000 ft, by then I'd be flat out in 5th gear and that's about where I'd drop the wheel.
 
I'm crazy awesome at video games. I hold the unofficial world record in Tetris (almost double). I also have a 40" vertical leap. That's only useless because I'm 5'6". Oh, and I can grow my fingernails really fast...
 
Johnny Cola said:
That's so funny, just the other day, I was at the mall and some one was like "dude you're just like a fat Indian Tom Marshall."
Not cause of the way I look, obviously, but I was at Sears and some one caught me peeking underneath the stalls in the boys department.





*yikes, I'm gaonna pay for that one, but it was just sooo funny in my head, sorry Tommy*
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Ouch...
 
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