"The Assidental Hitman" Staring Dustin Rogans ASS

[pauly_the_hitman]

I am thinking of changing my film to "The Assidental Hitman" of course this is contingent upon Dustin being able to play the part of himself and his ASS. Let me know your thoughts and lets be serious about this shall we...LOL
Pauly

 

[pauly_the_hitman]

Reserved for poster

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

I have the first draft done, but I am trying to figure out a good way to END it. There just seems to be a big crack in the plot that I can't quite get a handle on.

 

[Mark Johnson]

steatopygous, dude.

 

[Jeff Anderson]

I pity the makeup artist on this one...

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Wait...Dustin is an African woman? You put Michael Jackson to shame, my friend. Who did your surgery?

 

[pauly_the_hitman]

steatopygous, dude.

I think that means what you think it means...LOL that is a good one Mark.
Man nice to be surrounded by such intelligent human beings DVXuser is the greatest place on Earth to meet awesome people...
Pauly

 

[pauly_the_hitman]

I have the first draft done, but I am trying to figure out a good way to END it. There just seems to be a big crack in the plot that I can't quite get a handle on.

But wait there is more ingeniousness Penguin hits a home run with this one...LOL
Pauly

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

But wait there is more ingeniousness Penguin hits a home run with this one...LOL
Pauly

Yes, I think this will be the one to finally put me on the map, as they say. The idea really gave me a good kick in the rear when it comes to how I have been marketing myself.

 

[Gary French]

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[pauly_the_hitman]

That is just wrong man really really wrong...

Sorry man, I'm already using Dustin's ass this time around. It can be seen on the teaser poster for my entry:

 

[Dustin R. Rogan]

I hate everyone...lol.
jk just Penguin.


Rogan



jk Penguin.

 

[pauly_the_hitman]

I hate everyone...lol.
jk just Penguin.


Rogan



jk Penguin.

We joke because we really do like you (wink,wink) right Penguin?
Pauly

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

You guys hate me? I knew it!

I thought I made you laugh! That's all I ever wanted to do!

 

[pauly_the_hitman]

You guys hate me? I knew it!

I thought I made you laugh! That's all I ever wanted to do!

What? The joke was a wink wink we love Dustin, Blimey Penguins...There is no crying in film:huh:making.

 

[Dustin R. Rogan]

lol...you should make a Discovery Channel clip for this fest about seeing it (my arse) in its natural habitat...

lol

anyhoos I need sleep!

Rogan

 

[pauly_the_hitman]

lol...you should make a Discovery Channel clip for this fest about seeing it (my arse) in its natural habitat...

lol

anyhoos I need sleep!

Rogan

Today on Dustin Rogans Arse we find it asleep in the comfort of its own pants, nestled beneath its warm exterior covering lays a bum just needing some rest after a long night of gathering food and protecting its young. LOL good stuff.
Pauly

 

[Simon Höfer]

That is just wrong man really really wrong...

Exactly my thoughts