"Dead Week" - A film by Kyle Stebbins (and company)

[Mark Johnson]

Good to see you here, Mr. Harris. Now that you're on board we can move onto the boob pics.

 

[Mark Harris]

Muhahahahahaaaaaa

 

[Mark Johnson]

By the way, Herr Harris. We have discussed via PM a possible project to shoot that we might be involved with. Not sure where that got left. Are you still actively considering it.

 

[Mark Harris]

Check you PM.

 

[Mark Johnson]

 

[Jeff Anderson]

now this is a good thread to wake up to. thanks to all for my morning entertainment. But especially thanks to Matt...

 

[Simon Höfer]

Bwahahaha, that last pigeons thought is just hilarious

 

[Mark Johnson]

... I HAVE to get better. No one's going to hire an actor who's a cripple...

Not true:



Reply to: job-771227335@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-24, 4:01PM PDT


DISABLED ACTOR: Sort of a more attractive cross between the Apple Guy and the Guy who keeps asking "Can you hear me now?" Wheelchair-bound but vigorous and fit.

Late 20's to late 30's, great expressiveness and facial reactions, good comedic timing. Non-Union.


Location: NORTH HOLLYWOOD
Compensation: $375 per day
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.​

 

[Tom Marshall]

Thanks for the post, Mark... but I still stand by my "I HAVE to get better" claim... :thumbsup:

 

[jeremytuttle]

Wow Kyle, I just noticed this thread and it's all ready 130 posts long.

Great to see you have an entry. Digging the poster... and well, I'm a zombieholic so I'm definitely interested.

 

[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

Bwahahaha, that last pigeons thought is just hilarious

He truly is the Beast Master! :thumbup:

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Just saw your poster kyle - looks freaking awesome. Love the tagline too. Looking forward to this. Should be a contest for best poster or something...

 

[maxholmquist]

so i hear there is something about having to have a ball in the film? do zombie testicles count?

 

[Simon Höfer]

No

 

[maxholmquist]

even if it's OUT of the sack?

 

[Erik Olson]

I think that might be a dove. Nevertheless, it is an amazing talent.

That said, I have the same incredible ability.

As demonstrated last Christmas, near the town of Cherokee, NC, and to the great amazement of more than a few fellow drunken party-goers, I communicated with and then captured a great-horned owl.

I don't have pictures, but it was pretty freaking awesome.

Okay... so I didn't actually grab it, but it did come in very close for a first-hand look at the blotto fool who was hooting on the porch.

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[Jarrod Homer]

I"m pretty sure that everyone has to attempt to communicate with birds and look completely ridiculous doing it at least once in their life. I know I can admit to doing it.

 

[maxholmquist]

i always feel the urge to try to move pencils with my mind from across the room after watching 'phenomenon' or 'powder'..

usually its something less awesome than that.. like.. laying down on the couch THEN realizing that the remote is too far away..

would it have been that hard for god or whomever to give us telekinesis.

what the hell

 

[Jarrod Homer]

Thats one of the legit abilities too.

If only....

 

[maxholmquist]

I havent seen you in a while jerrod.

Hows life?
are you going to be working on the project?