KHOLI presents the TWISTIEST TWISTER OF A TWIST ENDING EVAR!!!!!!
- Thread starter Mark Harris
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Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
Rakesh Jacob
Veteran
NO NO NO totaly wrong, the school bus is a misdirect. The ending has to do with these Lithuanian midget male prostitutes with body piercings that go back to the past to stop R Kelly from making "home movies" (allegedly) and there by starting the largest fashion trend of all time across the world, the wearing of Lone Ranger masks. This trend is so huge that everyone is doing it. Pygmies, Aborigenies, the Taliban, Republicans, Democrats, Guerilla Rebels, the FARC, White Supremists, Black Panthers, Neo Nazis, Marxists, Communists... you get the point. And in the most epic ending ever, the whole world sings "I Believe I Can Fly". Jesus is soooo touched that he comes back 3 weeks early and all the Muslims look at Goerge Bush and go "Dude you were right, our bad!"
Kholi is just writting it. Lucas is gonna produce and Michael Bay and Penny Marshall are gonna co-direct. Brendon Fraiser is playing R Kelly and Rob Schneider is playing the hard on the out side but salty on the inside leader of the Lithuanian midget male prostitutes with body piercings.
AWESOME RIGHT!!!!!:thumbup::thumbup:
EDIT: I almost for got the best part, Tom Marshall plays the love interest... of who? THATS THE TWISTY McTWISTY THING!
Kholi is just writting it. Lucas is gonna produce and Michael Bay and Penny Marshall are gonna co-direct. Brendon Fraiser is playing R Kelly and Rob Schneider is playing the hard on the out side but salty on the inside leader of the Lithuanian midget male prostitutes with body piercings.
AWESOME RIGHT!!!!!:thumbup::thumbup:
EDIT: I almost for got the best part, Tom Marshall plays the love interest... of who? THATS THE TWISTY McTWISTY THING!
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Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
I think that could win an Oscar or two... :thumbsup:
Rakesh Jacob
Veteran
YES I KNOW!!! Especially if he could get Dakotha Fanning to play opposite R Kelly
Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
hahaha!!
Blaine
Mr. Hollywood
I think Roman Polanski wants to play opposite Dakota Fanning.
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Rakesh Jacob
Veteran
LOL:beer:
Blaine
Mr. Hollywood
Ooops. I meant opposite Dakota Fanning...not R. Kelly...:embarasse
Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
That makes more sense... :laugh:
Mark Johnson
The Dude Abides
How many balls does Kholi have
in this entry.
in this entry.
ConspiracyPenguin
Nosey Penguin
Kholi, I am glad you finally got this thread posted. You never replied to my email, did you want me to write this sucker or not? Really looking forward to it either way, that one scene should be brilliant with your skills. 
Rakesh Jacob
Veteran
NO DUDE! R Kelly and Roman Polansky the ultimate buddy film since 48 hrs, but instead of cops...
Rakesh Jacob
Veteran
I'm guessing two.
I'll need some help to confirm, I'll need some GHB, whatever Kholi's fav drink is (if anyone knows) and some powder free exam gloves (powder really dries out my skin).
Mark Harris
Pain in the ass
Yes, but if you read the rules closely, those don't count. Please don't encourage Kholi to include the wrong kind of balls in his entry and get DQed.
Rakesh Jacob
Veteran
WTF you can get DQed for balls... that would explain some of the Timefest entries
J/K... kinda, Please don't flame me
ConspiracyPenguin
Nosey Penguin
:violent5:
Justin Kuhn
Veteran
BRING IT Kholi!
pauly_the_hitman
Veteran
School bus and a bank. Should be interesting. But seriously hope you can get this worked out cause I haven't seen a twisty twistiest ending since...
Pauly
Pauly