"The Five Worst Days in the Life of Bartholomew Saxton" - Jason Spinos

The 1 Millionth Worst Day in the Life of Bartholomew Saxton

Eternity had never seemed so long before. Bartholomew Saxton wishes he had told that guy with the video camera exactly what to do with the camera. Now he has to sit and wait for all of the other films to go through and then also sit through the long voting process.

Batholomew Saxton wasn't so sure his nerves could stand the pressure.

He decided then that the filmmaker was going to have to pay...
 
I think the God Heads of DVXuser are staging something...you're the only one approved...I think they think its so awesome that they called the fest!


YEAH WACO!!!
 
Hello Jason,

I saw that you have also a very young actor - Zack Emerson. Was it difficult to work with him? I am waiting to see your film now. I saw also that it is already approved - congratulations!

Susanne
 
I think the God Heads of DVXuser are staging something...you're the only one approved...I think they think its so awesome that they called the fest!


YEAH WACO!!!

Not true... but I am glad I'm approved!

And Rodney, I think that's The Worst Day in the Life of Jason Spinos, a segment of my next, more personal film.
 
Hello Jason,

I saw that you have also a very young actor - Zack Emerson. Was it difficult to work with him? I am waiting to see your film now. I saw also that it is already approved - congratulations!

Susanne

No, Zack was a very hard worker and always took direction. I just got lucky enough that his mom replied to my Craigslist ad!
 
**dusts his hands off**
rodney: my work here is done...
**exits stage left**

I'm already a quivering ball of fear myself. Previous entrants all know to fear the truth that masquerades as the man named Kholi!

hmm that actually sounds like a good movie title...
 
After getting a sneak peak at Jason's final cut of the flick, I am in awe! The kids got talent! You fellow Bart-Fanboys are in for a treat!

Rogan
 
The Fortieth Worst Day in the Life of Bartholomew Saxton

The Fortieth Worst Day in the Life of Bartholomew Saxton

The Fortieth Worst Day in the Life of Bartholomew Saxton
 
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There's still a few more coming!

Although I'm not sure there will be one today...

You should bundle them together! (In a PDF ebook or so)

I've read quite a few of them, but I have probably missed some of them too. It would be a nice companion piece with the film :)
 
You should bundle them together! (In a PDF ebook or so)

I've read quite a few of them, but I have probably missed some of them too. It would be a nice companion piece with the film :)

When the fest is over, I'm going to finish writing the last 30 or so, then I'm going to try and compile it all into a book, The One-Hundred Worst Days in the Life of Bartholomew Saxton.

I'm looking into self-publishing it, probably through lulu.com

I've never done anything like this before, so if anyone has any helpful hints, I'd really appreciate it!


I'm really anxious to get this fest underway! There are so many films that I want to watch!
 
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