Meeting Leonardo Dicaprio and Russell Crowe.

pest22o

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Okay so here's the scoop, my next door neigbor is some guy from the little rascals who now plays some instrument or something. Anyways i've randomly met his assistant in the hallway and we began to talk right, and I mentioned My unrealistic dream of becoming a filmmaker, and he tells me that Leonardo Decaprio and Russel crow are coming over to play Chello or Violin or something one of these days right and that I could come over so they can introduce me. So he might be full **** or not, not sure but if not and I do get the chance to meet them what should I do? Like how can get something out of this, I dont wanna be that lame as guy who hands them a script just trying to use them you know, maybe ask them to see if they can get me a PA job on the set of there new movie they're doing together down here. ANY ADVICE?
 
Don't even talk business.

Just enjoy their company.

And if Crowe gets jumpy...stay out of swinging range.
 
Stand between Crowe and the telephone, don't talk about global warming to DiCaprio.

Ask them if they've been in anything you might have seen.
 
Dude, nevermind all that...

Which one of The Little Rascals was he? Spanky? Porky? Buckwheat? Alfalfa was shot to death, so that rules him out..
 
Whatever you do...DO NOT....I repeat....DO NOT, give Russel a drink. :)

Just be yourself and if they don't respond well to you then that will tell you where you stand with them for further interaction. More than likely they will engage you a bit when they hear that you're an aspiring filmmaker, if only to relay a moment from THEIR past.

If you get the chance, ask them for one piece of advice about "making it" (other than the standard GO INTO ANOTHER BUSINESS). Actors love to talk about their experiences....come to think of it we all do. :)
 
So dont talk bussiness don't beg, but do talk global warming? I dont know anything about global warning besides what Al Gore has taught me, which is that it is a bad thing causes by greedy corporations who dont care about the indiginouse red fluffer bird that lives in those giant oak trees that some how creat oxygen and helps our ozon layer or whatever I own a hybrid car should I bring that up.
 
Just treat them like regular people. That what they are. They put their pants on the same way you do. Don't be star struck.
 
So dont talk bussiness don't beg, but do talk global warming? I dont know anything about global warning besides what Al Gore has taught me, which is that it is a bad thing causes by greedy corporations who dont care about the indiginouse red fluffer bird that lives in those giant oak trees that some how creat oxygen and helps our ozon layer or whatever I own a hybrid car should I bring that up.


No, DON'T talk global warming to Leo... it was just a joke cause he has his own global warming doc coming out called the 11th Hour...
 
I say pick a fight with both of them.

If they beat you up the media will get ahold of the story and you'll get 15 minutes of fame talking about how cool it was to get beaten up by two hollywood maniacs.

Whilst on camera you can slip in the fact that your an aspiring filmmaker looking for work...and based on how good of a storyteller you are when you tell your story of the beating....you could get a job.
 
If the Little Rascal turns out to be Robert Blake (he played Mickey) don't let him take you out to an italian restaurant.
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My opinion: Meet them and see if you get along with them for real. If you do, then ask them to help you out if they can. If you don't hit it off then don't ask. Just laugh at them for playing violin and then go home.

They are just people. Incredibly wealthy people with an enourmouse amount of power and influence at their finger tips, but still just people.

-rook
 
I say pick a fight with both of them.

If they beat you up the media will get ahold of the story and you'll get 15 minutes of fame talking about how cool it was to get beaten up by two hollywood maniacs.

I think DiCaprio has an entourage that handles the beatings.

Crowe does his own, though. Gotta respect that.
 
No way! Alfalfa and Mickey? I didn't realize the Little Rascal actors had such sordid adult lives! :shocked:


You don't know the half of it....

Alfalfa's brother, Harold (who was also seen on the series sometimes), killed his girlfriend and then himself back in 1967.

Darla died of complications from surgery under suspicious circumstances in her late 40s.

A couple of the actors died in their teens from accidents.

One was stabbed to death by a homeless guy he befriended just a few years ago.

I think even the original Petey (the dog) was poisoned back in 1930 by someone who never was caught.

I wonder if Rin Tin Tin can account for his whereabouts on that particular day.
 
I think Spanky McFarlane is just about the only one who got out and had a reasonably happy adult life...
 
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