Yet another creepy Craigslist Ad

Rats the Mods over at CL got it. Will do next time.
Paraphrasing here:
"Actor Needed to perform 18+ act on Camera
Performer with dirtiest act will win the job and $$
Use your Imagination
PS: This will be for a Gay Porno, single acts accepted"

Something to that effect, I toned it down a bit.
 
yeah pretty much you do it and don't get paid. they'll tell you they went with someone else. of course the sleazy director will actually sell all of the footage.
 
Hahaha... Flagged for Removal.

How many 'crazy CL ad' threads must there be until someone realizes they ought to copy and paste the text, as even acceptable and proper CL ads get flagged like flies on sh*t.
 

You aren't starting your garage sale until 8am? Man, you'll have old ladies banging on your door at 6:30am or trying to open your garage door by themselves. Trust me, I've seen it happen.

You better get the boys to sleep early so they can get ready for the war in the morning. And they may want to prep some spitwads the night before too.
 
the boys did indeed have to pelt ruse bastages. They started perstering the night before and as early as 6am the day of.
crazy.
My wife is much more patient with rude people than I am. But hen, she was trying to make some money. I was trying to get my carport back. A goodwill truck does that just fine without wasting a day in the yard. lol
She got mad at me for giving a bedroom suit away for 50 bucks. I got mad at her for telling a potential hauler off of crap the dining room set was 600 bucks.
Man, men and women were not meant to have garage sales together.
 
She got mad at me for giving a bedroom suit away for 50 bucks.
I bought it!

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Got Hemorrhoids??

Date: 2009-09-10, 5:47PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-kr8vp-1368418961@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

A national medical talk show is looking for men who have questions about hemorrhoids. Please send us a picture and contact info.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay


Picture of what? The hemorrhoids?
 
300.00/month allowance for cute or model type girl caucasion 24 to 37 (westside or sf valley )

Date: 2009-09-11, 4:36PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-7evf9-1370039202@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

looking for a female white or latino 24 to 37 fit attractive who is living in this area or is willing to move to this area ,u get this allowance for 2 years no sex involve living in also possible ,please send few pics and some info for more detals

Location: westside or sf valley
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: monthly allowance or school tution etc
PostingID: 1370039202
 
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