Wrong place, wrong time

CineMischief

CineMischief

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It's bar time and you're snookered. You decide to take the shortcut over the river and through the woods, back to Grandma's house, when...all of a sudden...some mean cats from MJ's Beat It video decide to jump you.
But there's hope. 5 of the baddest mofo's you've ever seen show up to help you out. Now, putting weapons and superpowers aside (only fisticuffs here), who do you want to help you out? Tough cats from back in the day or the new crop?
For my money, I'ma go with:

1. Bronson
2. McQueen
3. Savalas
4. Cagney
5. Bogart

Maybe I'll need Yul Brynner too...cause I'll be really, really drunk...

Thoughts?


-Mischief
 
If you have Chuck Norris that is all you need. Because you know the theory of evolution is a lie. There are only animals that Chuck Norris lets live.
 
All you need is Bruce.

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I'd say Steve Seagal...but we all now how embarassing that would be.
He's fat and trying to make it as a blues singer???

So...I'll go with Van Damm, because even those charged with sexual harassment are still good in a fight.
 
how bout Sloth from the Goonies? he had Chunk's back like no other
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he'd go all Truffle Shuffle on yer ass
 
Now, if you were Ethan Hawke, would you have cheated on her at some random bar in Canada?! :shocked:
 
spencer tracy. he could still kick ass when he was old and only had one arm in bad day at black rock.
 
ooh...bad day at black rock. but that was because he had the smarts.

I gotta change mine and go with James Coburn -- goddamn FLINT! smartest, best fighter, and maybe he'd even loan me one of his wives!
 
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