Worst movie you've EVER seen

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I had the misfortune of seeing an advanced screening of "Stuart Smalley Saves His Family".

I shudder just thinking about it.
 
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wow, i really can't decide! i guess if you have to watched the whole thing for it count then I would say "barbarians" - it stars 2 pro wrestlers and some girl who looks like an 80's britney spears. otherwise cheerleader ninjas - biggest piece of **** excuse for a film i've ever seen. Oh and I second that bit about bring it on - awful mtv style crap
 
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The Core was very stupid, the acting, the whole thing.
 
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[quote author=jaronheard link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=60#63 date=06/26/04 at 12:54:47]cheerleader ninjas - biggest piece of **** excuse for a film i've ever seen[/quote]

Dude, come on. With a name like Cheerleader Ninjas, did you seriously think it'd be a good flick? LoL... :P
 
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[quote author=ecoloco link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=15#15 date=06/11/04 at 22:19:53]"Tango and Cash"[/quote]

Tango and Cash was awesome. I still want to buy that van in the end.

I love watching (and own) bad movies. I find them funny. The worst movie I have in my collection is Trolls 2. Next would be either Future War or Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I just rented Ghost Rig last night starring the aussie guy from Bay Watch. It was pretty terrible, but my favorite genre is horror. So you tend to see a lot of crap in that section of Blockbuster....
 
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[quote author=Tony_H link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=60#66 date=06/28/04 at 16:56:23]Worst Movie Ever?
House of the Dead [/quote]

Yeah, House of the Dead was horrible. However, I am still debating whether or not they purposely made that movie that bad.
 
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I've asked myself that too regarding House of the Dead. It seems like they were going for "campy", I think, but after watching the behind the scenes, they never mentioned that they were trying to make us laugh, they kept talking about what a kickass horror flick they were gonna bring to the screen. There are so many bad things about that show, but worst has to be that stupid 360% platform they spinned the actors on. Doing it once or twice, kinda cool, but having it over and over for every freakin character was so lame. Just think, they made "Alone in the Dark", with the same director Uwe Bol or something like that, starring Christian Slater. Expect to see that movie named on here some time.

It's a real shame to say this, but some of the shittiest movies with budgets are shot in the city I live in... Vancouver.
examples:
The Core
House of The Dead
Ballistic Eks vs. Sever
Paycheck
Riddick(jury is out on this still)

I Robot better be good!
 
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The best part for me with House of the Dead was when the model guy was trying to get to the boat. The rest of the group realizes the boat was taken over by the zombies. They are shouting for him to stop running, but he runs like 30 more feet (while they are still shouting) and jumps off the dock and into the zombie invested waters, then realizes there are zombies around. I laugh every time I see that scene.  
 
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[quote author=Tlalconetl link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=60#71 date=11/30/04 at 21:36:37]All David Lynch films.[/quote]
:-/ Don't agree with that one.

Two words: Judge Dread.
 
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[quote author=Dakotapod link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=60#73 date=11/30/04 at 22:37:12]Somebody said Armageddon :(

I dig that movie! 8)[/quote]


bay makes good mindless/fun action movies...you dont have to think, you just ahve to sit back and let go...and have fun watching it...if you go into it thinking you will see great acting and a great story, then you will be disapointed. if you can let go and watch the pretty pictures/people then you will have a good time. i like the spectacl that is a bay movie...goodtimes...
 
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Its too hard for me to pick the worst, but there's a few I especially hate. I think the films where you're expecting a decent flick, or at least a fun pop corn movie, and you get cinematic manure are the worst.

Underworld. How I hated that movie. It could've been so goddamn cool.

Werewolves- check
Vampires- check
Kate Bekinsdale in leather- check

HOW COULD THEY **** IT UP!?!

Another movie hated was Resident Evil. An insult to some of the best games ever created.
 
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i like just watching the fx in day after tomorrow...like just condense it down to the 30min of fx stuff and show that...id pay to see...
 
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The FX in that film were amazing; until the dogs :/

I was just trippin on Gladiator this evening; now that kicked ass.
 
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