Worst movie you've EVER seen
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Magnolia.
Not that it's possible to name only one.
Magnolia.
Not that it's possible to name only one.
D.O.C.
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[quote author=David Jimerson link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=0#1 date=06/11/04 at 15:48:38]Magnolia.
Not that it's possible to name only one.
[/quote]
WOW, Magnolia is one of the best American films ever made and maybe the best film of the decade.
[quote author=David Jimerson link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=0#1 date=06/11/04 at 15:48:38]Magnolia.
Not that it's possible to name only one.
[/quote]
WOW, Magnolia is one of the best American films ever made and maybe the best film of the decade.
J.R. Hudson
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Magnolia was a great film;
UNTIL FROGS STARTED FALLING OUT OF THE SKY.
Then it became one of the worst films ever made.
Magnolia was a great film;
UNTIL FROGS STARTED FALLING OUT OF THE SKY.
Then it became one of the worst films ever made.
chi_red
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I like Magnolia.
I personally love the frog scene, it was my favorite part of the film.
Most film maker's try sooo hard to make films believable,
like fine art before "art for art's sake", all arists wanted to do was to mimic or base their art on reality.
the frog scene wasn't belivable or anything, but I thought it worked very well for the film. All those chaotic stories happening, and the frog scene was so powerful that it broght all those stories together. I think the frog scene based on the bible, and alot of symbolism to it.
My P.T Anderson's favorite film is Punch Drunk Love.
The worst movie for me? well, "Titanic"
I like Magnolia.
I personally love the frog scene, it was my favorite part of the film.
Most film maker's try sooo hard to make films believable,
like fine art before "art for art's sake", all arists wanted to do was to mimic or base their art on reality.
the frog scene wasn't belivable or anything, but I thought it worked very well for the film. All those chaotic stories happening, and the frog scene was so powerful that it broght all those stories together. I think the frog scene based on the bible, and alot of symbolism to it.
My P.T Anderson's favorite film is Punch Drunk Love.
The worst movie for me? well, "Titanic"
Stas_Tagios
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I'm with David on "Magnolia." Hated it. And "Boogie Nights." Not a Paul Thomas Anderson fan.
But the worst film I've ever seen (and there are many "worst films" on my list... )? The aptly named "Very Bad Things." Reprehensible.
I'm with David on "Magnolia." Hated it. And "Boogie Nights." Not a Paul Thomas Anderson fan.
But the worst film I've ever seen (and there are many "worst films" on my list... )? The aptly named "Very Bad Things." Reprehensible.
J.R. Hudson
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I see you rpoint Chi Red; I really do. In my universe of films I prefer the LAWS OF REALITY even if it is my reality.
I thought BOOGIE NIGHTS was fabulous! (Dont gay guys say fabulous? Too much Queer Eye I guess...).
Im not sure of my worst film. Im gonna give this some thought.
I see you rpoint Chi Red; I really do. In my universe of films I prefer the LAWS OF REALITY even if it is my reality.
I thought BOOGIE NIGHTS was fabulous! (Dont gay guys say fabulous? Too much Queer Eye I guess...).
Im not sure of my worst film. Im gonna give this some thought.
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[quote author=Stas_Tagios link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=0#6 date=06/11/04 at 18:42:46]
But the worst film I've ever seen (and there are many "worst films" on my list... )? The aptly named "Very Bad Things." Reprehensible.[/quote]
Oh, sweet Jeebus -- I had put that one out of my mind. Arrrrrgh!
[quote author=Stas_Tagios link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=0#6 date=06/11/04 at 18:42:46]
But the worst film I've ever seen (and there are many "worst films" on my list... )? The aptly named "Very Bad Things." Reprehensible.[/quote]
Oh, sweet Jeebus -- I had put that one out of my mind. Arrrrrgh!
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[quote author=Coltrain link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=0#2 date=06/11/04 at 17:26:38]
WOW, Magnolia is one of the best American films ever made and maybe the best film of the decade.[/quote]
Yes. Except for all of the others.
[quote author=Coltrain link=board=movies;num=1086993897;start=0#2 date=06/11/04 at 17:26:38]
WOW, Magnolia is one of the best American films ever made and maybe the best film of the decade.[/quote]
Yes. Except for all of the others.
chi_red
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http://www.ptanderson.com/featurefilms/magnolia/secrets.htm
interesting stuff,
I guess P T Anderson didn't get the frog scene from the bible.
http://www.ptanderson.com/featurefilms/magnolia/secrets.htm
interesting stuff,
I guess P T Anderson didn't get the frog scene from the bible.
chi_red
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John Hudson,
I totally respect your opinion
It is just a matter of personal taste, like some people prefer Maria Callas, some prefer John Coltrane and some prefer Jimi Hendrix, bottom line is that they are all amazing!
Oh, and they filmed "Queer Eyes for Straight Guys" right in front of my house(Williamsburg, NY) last month, and they blocked the entire block for a week for shooting. I couldn't park my car in front of my house for a week!!!
John Hudson,
I totally respect your opinion
It is just a matter of personal taste, like some people prefer Maria Callas, some prefer John Coltrane and some prefer Jimi Hendrix, bottom line is that they are all amazing!
Oh, and they filmed "Queer Eyes for Straight Guys" right in front of my house(Williamsburg, NY) last month, and they blocked the entire block for a week for shooting. I couldn't park my car in front of my house for a week!!!
J.R. Hudson
Spirit Animal
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Deep Blue Sea
We talked about this earlier on another thread; I hated it. Terribly disapointing.
Escape From LA
Pure Crap.
Deep Blue Sea
We talked about this earlier on another thread; I hated it. Terribly disapointing.
Escape From LA
Pure Crap.
Beeblebrox
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Are we talking the "worst" of the mainstream Hollywood films? If not, and we're talking any and all features you've ever seen, then every film mentioned here is an Oscar winner compared to the worst films I've ever seen.
Contact? If that's the worst, consider yourself very very very lucky.
I saw a screening of a film executive-produced by Moby called PORNO, about a group of "clerks" (yes, it's an homage) that work in a porno shop. It was so bad (Moby dances around in the movie wearing a diaper, and has dildos strapped to his head) that he's sued to prevent it from being released.
That one was bad. Very bad.
Are we talking the "worst" of the mainstream Hollywood films? If not, and we're talking any and all features you've ever seen, then every film mentioned here is an Oscar winner compared to the worst films I've ever seen.
Contact? If that's the worst, consider yourself very very very lucky.
I saw a screening of a film executive-produced by Moby called PORNO, about a group of "clerks" (yes, it's an homage) that work in a porno shop. It was so bad (Moby dances around in the movie wearing a diaper, and has dildos strapped to his head) that he's sued to prevent it from being released.
That one was bad. Very bad.
Mike_Donis
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Though I haven't seen it...I bet this might be on people's list... Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.
And I'm not lying. My friend told me about it... ???
Though I haven't seen it...I bet this might be on people's list... Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.
And I'm not lying. My friend told me about it... ???
ecoloco
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OK, here are by far the 2 worst films ever made, I mention 2, because they are tied. What do you think?
"Tango and Cash" and "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man"
The first one I actually paid 1.50 to watch it in a theatre, I was so out of the place in the first 15 minutes. Does anyone agree?
Ecoloco
OK, here are by far the 2 worst films ever made, I mention 2, because they are tied. What do you think?
"Tango and Cash" and "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man"
The first one I actually paid 1.50 to watch it in a theatre, I was so out of the place in the first 15 minutes. Does anyone agree?
Ecoloco
J.R. Hudson
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Yes and No;
Bad. Yes. Very bad. But I like Sly and I totally dig Kurt.
Harely and Marlboro;
I dont exactly not like Mickey Rourke or Don Johnson.
It is bad cinema though but damnit, I cant say its the worst ever.
Yes and No;
Bad. Yes. Very bad. But I like Sly and I totally dig Kurt.
Harely and Marlboro;
I dont exactly not like Mickey Rourke or Don Johnson.
It is bad cinema though but damnit, I cant say its the worst ever.
Stas_Tagios
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Oh my God! I can't believe I forgot about one of the worst big studio films of the last 20 years... no, not Armaggedon. Not Gigli...
Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes." What a mess in every way. Terrible script. Terrible direction. Terrible movie.
Oh my God! I can't believe I forgot about one of the worst big studio films of the last 20 years... no, not Armaggedon. Not Gigli...
Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes." What a mess in every way. Terrible script. Terrible direction. Terrible movie.