What were you DOING last night?

[Hawk Teflon]

I thought this was amusing. Texts from last night:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

 

[Capt Quirk]

Apparently, I was missing out on all the fun.

 

[ryan brown]

Funniest sh!t ever.

 

[JConnors]

Oh man, some of those are ****ing golden.

This one cracked me up....

(516): I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

Thats terrible.

 

[ZazaCast]

Lmfao!

 

[Capt Quirk]

The one that had me laughing hard, I can't repeat here.

 

[Ki-Ki]

(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...

^ Think that one's mine.

And most of all, this one just speak's for itself.

(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon

 

[Mattykins]

(205): I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

Awesome.

 

[aalleexx]

I am not even halfway down the list and I am LMFAO