what not to do?

D_and_G said:
And please keep the hooters in your films (if you are so inclined) I am pro-hooter. :beer: :beer: :beer:



RED# wish I was higher
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It's hard to tell if you're advocating hooters or not.

You guys should put whatever works in your shorts. Just make one.

And yeah, I'm trying to enter as well.
 
msconce said:
having the person who sees the monster just stand there screaming until they are finally killed.
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Hey! Stop trivializing my ideas. It will so be awesome when the blonde, big boobed chick stands frozen and screams until the mask wearing, psycho killer slowly walks towards her weilding his knife(No, machete! No, chainsaw. No Wait! I got it, drill!!!!sorry charli!:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)) and drills her, but hard.

Sweet! I can see it now. It will be a brilliant commentary on how psychos have repressed breast feeding issues and want to have sex with their mothers.
 
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Alex DePew said:
Hey! Stop trivializing my ideas. It will so be awesome when the blonde, big boobed chick stands frozen and screams until the mask wearing, psycho killer slowly walks towards her weilding his knife(No, machete! No, chainsaw. No Wait! I got it, drill!!!!sorry charli!:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)) and drills her, but hard.
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Ooops. Sorry Alex, DePalma used a drill in Body Double. Has any psycho assaulted their victim with a bad paper cut? I've never seen that!!!
 
Texture said:
Ooops. Sorry Alex, DePalma used a drill in Body Double. Has any psycho assaulted their victim with a bad paper cut? I've never seen that!!!
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Damn! Paper cut it is. But not just any paper, newspaper. Cause then I get to use the line, "Killed by the paper she'll be on tomorrow." Tell me that is not a classic cheesy horror line! Or, "I guess she was good enough for page three." (British joke)
 
Alex DePew said:
Damn! Paper cut it is. But not just any paper, newspaper. Cause then I get to use the line, "Killed by the paper she'll be on tomorrow." Tell me that is not a classic cheesy horror line! Or, "I guess she was good enough for page three." (British joke)
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Brilliant!!!
 
Charli said:
Is there ever a horror flick in which the girl does not scream?
In which the girl does not have big boobs?
In which the boyfriend gets done in first?

It's not about the cliche, it's about how and if you can keep the audience
entertained, now here's the thing about horror flicks, truly in the end,
the audience isn't expecting you to reinvent the wheel, they just want to
be


Coming at you with a drill (chainsaw been done before)
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Well, since horror movies are usually aimed at a young-ish audience and they are often date movies, they tend to deliver on the prurient side of things: T&A, sex, drug use, the usual fun stuff...

By the way the drill has been used a bunch: Driller Killer, Gates of Hell, Toolbox Murders, Day of the Dead, etc.

edit: oh yeah, good one GenjerDan - Bloodsucking Freaks... come here Ralphus, he he he.
 
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