I laughed a little. I could see him having his own show where he just walks around talkin' smack then ending the day by getting his ass whooped.
He could demonstrate all of his ineffective products with boastful style. Done right, I'd watch it.
Oh, look that that, it is a popup book. And it is conveniently sized for a coaster. You are right, I won't throw it out despite the fact I don't like you. I'll put my cold beverages on top of your face.
I assumed this was a spoofy joke video, not a guy actually proud of wasting a quarter of a century on a card he admits wont fit in a rolodex and will therfor be thrown away.
If he's serious, man I am much more entertained.
Don't take the 25 years as a literal endeavor. He probably redesigned his card over a period of 25 years and thinks it is finally 'the card'. I doubt he racked his brain everyday for 25 years trying to design this one card. He probably meant his card design evolved over a period of 25 years to become what he considers the 'perfect card' or whatever he thinks of it today.