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Brandon Rice

Brandon Rice

Distributed Producer
Blaine, who has the highest average post count at almost 18 per day, has failed to bring us a 2k post video... what's up Blaine?
 
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- Mikko
 
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          FADE IN:

          INT. DVX USER SALOON - DAY

          A cacophony of noise swells as the patrons
          suddenly grow very restless.

          There is tension in the room as BARRY GREEN
          "explains" once again to DISJECTA that the noise
          he sees in the HVX footage is due to improper
          lighting, not the camera.

          As the discussion increases in volume JARRED the
          barkeep reaches for his shotgun stashed beneath
          the bar.

          On the other side of the room JACK DANIEL STANLEY
          is arguing with BRICEMAN over proper keying
          techniques for astronaut footage.

          Suddenly BLAINE warps into the middle of the room.

                              BLAINE
                    Hi all, I'm back! Hey look, see this
                    gun?

          The gun vanishes from sight.

                              BLAINE
                    It's gone!

          EXT. STREET - DAY

          A trail of dust rises into the air as a two-legged
          horse quickly approaches town.

          EXT. DVX USER SALOON - PORCH - DAY

          A foot steps down into the dirt causing the spur
          to jangle. A hand tosses the reigns over the
          hitching post securing the horse in place.

          The hand then grabs a bottle of liquor from one
          of the saddle bags and pours it into the watering
          trough. The horse immediately begins to drink.

          INT. DVX USER SALOON - DAY

          The saloon doors swing open and the silohette of a
          man blocks out the sun.

          There is a collective gasp from around the saloon
          as the man steps into view. The piano player slams
          down the lid on the keys and runs to the back
          room.

          The man, SHERIFF HUDSON (a.k.a. The Baninator), is
          easily discerned by his trademark sleevless shirt.

          Sheriff Hudson walks straight up to Blaine.

                              SHERIFF
                    I understand you haven't made a 2K video
                    yet!

                              BLAINE
                    W-W-We-Well...I intended to, but -

          The sheriff clamps one hand around Blaine's throat,
          cutting off the rest of his excuse.

                              SHERIFF
                    But nothing. I better see a video by
                    sundown or you will be banned from this
                    saloon!

          The sheriff puts his nose right up to Blaine's face.

                              SHERIFF
                    Have I made myself clear?

                              BLAINE
                    Watch this!

          Suddenly a gun appears in Blaine's hands,
          returned from its earlier warping trip.

          But, the sheriff is clearly the quicker draw as
          Blaine suddenly finds himself in the town jail!

          INT. JAIL - DAY

          Blaine looks stunned as he realizes where he is.
          He looks out the window and the shadow of a
          gallows falls across his face.

          SUPER: TO BE CONTINUED...
 
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Larry - Nice work! Ok, now if you can whip out a short screenplay like that then you should be filming one also. You can do it!

Btw - If you can make it to the Alice Radio 3 Minute Film Festival on April 8th in San Francisco look for our short "Headshot" that was selected as a finalist.
 
Thanks Hans...glad you liked it. I was pretty impressed with myself that I pulled that out so quickly. Don't worry I am filming one..for the HeroFest. Mine will be easy to spot, it will be the one marked as the 1st place winner :thumbsup: :grin:

Hey that's cool about the festival entry...I'll see if I can make it, that would be cool!
 
Larry R said:
Thanks Hans...glad you liked it. I was pretty impressed with myself that I pulled that out so quickly. Don't worry I am filming one..for the HeroFest. Mine will be easy to spot, it will be the one marked as the 1st place winner :thumbsup: :grin:

Hey that's cool about the festival entry...I'll see if I can make it, that would be cool!
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you should continue the story Larry. I'd like to see what else you can come up with :dankk2:
 
Thanks, I actually had a lot more (there's so many cool jokes on this site that could be worked in)...but I didn't want to post a 30 page script

Plus my boss wanted to know why I was writing a document in that funny format :grin:
 
Larry R said:
Thanks, I actually had a lot more (there's so many cool jokes on this site that could be worked in)...but I didn't want to post a 30 page script

Plus my boss wanted to know why I was writing a document in that funny format :grin:
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if you don't want to post it PM it to me if you can. i was laughing my ass off at what you wrote. good job writing
 
Good thing I dont have to make a 2k vid....my 1k was so embarassing i dont think anyone on here would something like that repeated ever again.
 
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