We all almost just died.

[Capt Quirk]

What if an asteroid hit Ben Affleck and turned him into a zombie? Stop. It's my idea, so don't think of taking it. Hollywood, here I come.

Nobody but Kevin Smith would be sorry to lop off his head

 

[dory_breaux]

At least the zombie you can kill somehow. Ben Affleck just never shuts up.

 

[Capt Quirk]

But at least you can understand Afleck, he doesn't just mumble and pout.

 

[Mike Harvey]

You can understand... but do you really want to listen?