Wallet Scam (Heads Up)

J

John Morrison

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This made me laugh.

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last 2 months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends..

Here's how the scam works:


Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last month on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th , 24th & 29th. Also this month on the 2nd, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 29th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $1.99 each.
 
muonwave said:
This made me laugh.

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last 2 months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends..

Here's how the scam works:


Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last month on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th , 24th & 29th. Also this month on the 2nd, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 29th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $1.99 each.
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Hahahaha Loved that last bit. "I had my wallet stolen last month on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th , 24th & 29th. Also this month on the 2nd, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 29th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend."

They must've been seriously good looking than I assume.
hahahaha.
 
So... umm... which Home Depot did this happen at? I might need to pick up some PCV pipe this weekend... or something...
 
That was great! :D

Ya know, this kinda scam actually happened to me and a couple of buddies once. It was a cold night in February and we were bar hopping. My buddy (who was the "designated" driver) was actually stopping by bus stops to photograph the local college ads on the shelters (apparently, they were using the word and colour brown, and since he works for UPS, he felt the need to give a shi*). At one of the stops, and a few bars later, there were these three Irish girls (they said they were and had the accents, but could've been joking around) who were dressed totally inappropriately for the weather and waiting for a bus that already stopped its route for the night. So, being in a friendly mood, me and the buds offer them a ride. They get in, everyone's having a good time, a really good time, and they even come with us to the next bar. When we get there, the girls get a table, we go to the bar, and then we realize that two out of three of us have "lost" our wallets. Luckily, my buddy who was driving still had his and covered us, but when we got back to the table, the girls were gone, and our wallets were on the table. They took the cash, but left our IDs and stuff.

All things considered, it was a pretty good night.
 
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