Urine Trouble

Ok...I ve seem frightening, I've seen shocking, I've seen terrifying, and I've seen revolting.

I even saw funny!

So yeah, 80% of the films has at least one of the above, some have combos...its like McDonalds in here...
 
Slappydappy said:
Movies that cause horror.

Horror - an overwhelming and painful feeling caused by something frightfully shocking, terrifying, or revolting; a shuddering fear.

Most of the films attempted that. Even Hollywood can barely accomplish that definition anymore.
 
I agree, it's almost impossible to pull off.

The Descent could have been a great new horror film but then they screwed it up halfway through. Oh well.
 
I figured the idea of getting your weiner bit off would make anyone shudder. And thanks for recognizing the Critters reference, that was definately one of my inspirations. Along with Peter Jackson, of course. Now Slappy, isn't "Critters" a horror movie? As for the budget, we used what we had. That included our DP's workplace and couch cushions for urinal cakes.
 
I watched "Flesh" while eating a steak, rib eye--RARE. Anything showing a wee-wee getting sliced off scares the pee outta me.
 
I thought it was funny that dude had just got his tool bit off but he was still silently trying to explain to his date "It's not what it looks like". Also, I did squinch at the sight. It does make you look twice into urinal before just whippin out Mr happy.:thumbup:
 
Okay, I have to tell you that I have WAITED to watch this film because I thought that it was going to disturb me... as a guy.

It wasn't as bad as I had feared. The humor in your story kept me from imagining this happening to me. Thank you for the humor. It works!

I loved the full glasses of water in the opening shots. It made me have to go to the bathroom myself just watching this guy wince and drink.

Very funny "bad date" business. Made me laugh. The guy in the pink polo was perfect butthole!

I loved the use of your extras. The shot on the "dorks" on the line was great. You have a great feel for humor.

The bathroom scene... well, that was just... sick. I mean, WTF?

I knew that you had a urinal creature, but I NEVER guessed it was the cakes! Even after seeing the cakes, I didn't think that THEY were the culprets!!!

Very funny. Thank you for keeping it fun.

The SFX were a valiant attempt. I couldn't have pulled that off. Still could be better, but not by me.

Music worked. Happy Birthday Cake... priceless!

The lighting at the table in the guy in the pink polo could have been better. The right side of him was rather dark.

All in all, I am glad that I "bit" the bullet and watched.

Good fun!

Congrats on the film!!!

Ted
 
Damn it! Damn it! This film is nasty, silly, gross, goofy, and a whole bunch of other slappy words and that is just the way I like it.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud!

More fun than most of the films
 
it's funny i always think about how i hate those scent tablets because when you urinate on them that strong smell comes up and grabs you by the nose and you want to puke. this was funny and gross and it won't be in the top 10....but i guarantee every guy here who goes into the stall to do his thing is GOING TO REMEMBER THIS SHORT!
 
this is a fun film. i love the other actor in it he wasa great at keeping me laughing. i enjoed it so much its my number on entertainment vaule wise. great job!
 
lmao...Penis eating pucks..Man's worst nightmare !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like the Humor in this..hahaha after the girl sees the guy holding whats left of his...she is coveredf in Blood and she walks out as if nothing happened ..lmao..

Like Kimko said ..now that every guy has seen this ..he always think of this short the next he visits the stall and eyes those Penis eating Pucks in there ...

Marketing at it's best!!

Ian
 
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