upgrade member status

Re: upgrade member status

[quote author=ronik15 link=board=Offtopic;num=1104982766;start=0#0 date=01/05/05 at 12:57:10]How do we become silver, gold or even platinium member?

Thanx in advance[/quote]

Send me $15 and I will make you a platinum member WITH DIAMONDS!

Then you will out bling all these DVX cats.
 
Re: upgrade member status

But wait, if you call right now, we'll not only make you a platinum member, we'll also send you 14 smileys and your choice of 3 different emoticons and we'll also empty your bank account. Call now!! Quantities are limited!




disclaimer:
This offer may cause skin rash, diarrhea or, in some rare cases..death. People with pre-existing mental or physical disorders are not eligible for this special offer.
 
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WARNING: The following post contains sarcasm.

Testimonial: "When I first joined DVXUser.com, I was overwhelmed by the sheer number of high-ranking members. The Wizard of Oz-like status of moderators like John Hudson and Respected Members left me trembling like the Cowardly Lion. Feeling inadequate, and tired of having sand kicked in my face by higher-ranking DVXers, I purchased DisjectaCo's Membership Advancement Kit (MAK). Within a few short days I could actually see the frequency of my posts increase. Then one day it happened. Suddenly, everything clicked when I got a response from DVX Guru Barry Green! Now, Im a MAK-Daddy! Thanks, DisjectaCo!".

-Terry Lasater
Satisfied DisjectaCo Customer
 
Re: upgrade member status

[quote author=disjecta link=board=Offtopic;num=1104982766;start=15#22 date=01/06/05 at 14:10:44]But wait, if you call right now, we'll not only make you a platinum member, we'll also send you 14 smileys and your choice of 3 different emoticons and we'll also empty your bank account. Call now!! Quantities are limited!

disclaimer:
This offer may cause skin rash, diarrhea or, in some rare cases..death. People with pre-existing mental or physical disorders are not eligible for this special offer.
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disjecta is on fire today! ;D Comedy nite a DVXuser :)
 
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