well . . . back to pics . . . I live in a country were many still manage to do as they please and as far as english goes . . . well we have our own mother language so a percent of the locals dont have thier head well wrapped around english, have a look at this collection
It's 300 pages of self-proclaimed wittisisms, one-liners, and twists on commonly heard sayings. Unfortunately, good story-telling still elludes me. :'(
I might post a few quotes from the book and see if people like them. then again I can just see TC's and Bluespiders responses already.