Tripods
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Lucky Duck
Re: Tripods
[quote author=J_Barnes link=board=Links;num=1097709933;start=15#19 date=10/19/04 at 12:03:48]Isn’t this the one that comes free with so many of those 42nd street video and photo kits?
Here’s some info I was able to find online from the manufacturer:
“Congratulation for buying your new FARJOUIKA brand tripod camera standing. This fine apparatus comes to you for asserting with professional like shooting abilities and high quality parts. Here are features likely to your new FARJOUIKA tripod:
*Maintainable horizon on even planes and such like floors and streets!
*Adjusting leg multiple that am able to variable alignment of cameras!
*Lightweight ALUMINUM and high-impacts space age plastic construted!
*Advanced steel screws for agreeing with camera!
*Full locking telescope on center hight adjustor!
*Multi-side hand operating!
*Locking azimuth and horizons connectors!
*Quick weight on movability!
Made in Kapalapastan with full America warranty.”
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LMAO
You forgot the last part:
DISCLAIMER: May cause skin rash. Do not use this tripod you if have high blood pressure or have a heart condition.
[quote author=J_Barnes link=board=Links;num=1097709933;start=15#19 date=10/19/04 at 12:03:48]Isn’t this the one that comes free with so many of those 42nd street video and photo kits?
Here’s some info I was able to find online from the manufacturer:
“Congratulation for buying your new FARJOUIKA brand tripod camera standing. This fine apparatus comes to you for asserting with professional like shooting abilities and high quality parts. Here are features likely to your new FARJOUIKA tripod:
*Maintainable horizon on even planes and such like floors and streets!
*Adjusting leg multiple that am able to variable alignment of cameras!
*Lightweight ALUMINUM and high-impacts space age plastic construted!
*Advanced steel screws for agreeing with camera!
*Full locking telescope on center hight adjustor!
*Multi-side hand operating!
*Locking azimuth and horizons connectors!
*Quick weight on movability!
Made in Kapalapastan with full America warranty.”
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LMAOYou forgot the last part:
DISCLAIMER: May cause skin rash. Do not use this tripod you if have high blood pressure or have a heart condition.
Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
Re: Tripods
May also cause explosive bowel movements and an inability to control them.
Still, it looks remarkably like my tripod.
May also cause explosive bowel movements and an inability to control them.
Still, it looks remarkably like my tripod.
Re: Tripods
..good grief.. you guys just reminded me of this piece of paper that i found in this ratty old binder i pulled out of a box when my wife and i were cleaning our closet out.. it was an old sign that i had on my door when i lived at my parents home and was in middle school or something..
it said:
"DANGER ! do not enter. subterranian Egyptian landmines may explode causing fits of vomiting and/or the runs. do not touch door knob because it is coverd with the sweat of 1,000 cheeto eating greasy people.. thank you for your attention.. be cool."
needless to say i stuck it back in the binder, and put it ack away so i could laugh again another day...
..good grief.. you guys just reminded me of this piece of paper that i found in this ratty old binder i pulled out of a box when my wife and i were cleaning our closet out.. it was an old sign that i had on my door when i lived at my parents home and was in middle school or something..
it said:
"DANGER ! do not enter. subterranian Egyptian landmines may explode causing fits of vomiting and/or the runs. do not touch door knob because it is coverd with the sweat of 1,000 cheeto eating greasy people.. thank you for your attention.. be cool."
needless to say i stuck it back in the binder, and put it ack away so i could laugh again another day...
Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
Re: Tripods
The explosive bowel movement comment is quoted from a real commercial for one of those "eat fat but don't get fat" pills. It was a couple of years ago, and it wasn't around for very long. But I remember thinking that it took a set to air that disclaimer.
The explosive bowel movement comment is quoted from a real commercial for one of those "eat fat but don't get fat" pills. It was a couple of years ago, and it wasn't around for very long. But I remember thinking that it took a set to air that disclaimer.
Rogue Crew
Well-known member
Re: Tripods
[quote author=scottchapin link=board=Links;num=1097709933;start=0#1 date=10/13/04 at 16:59:32]The Bogen 755B MDeVe is very nice.[/quote]
The 525 MVB w/ 503 head is a really sweet set-up - with the 3198 Cine Dolly Deluxe, it's twice as sweet.
[quote author=scottchapin link=board=Links;num=1097709933;start=0#1 date=10/13/04 at 16:59:32]The Bogen 755B MDeVe is very nice.[/quote]
The 525 MVB w/ 503 head is a really sweet set-up - with the 3198 Cine Dolly Deluxe, it's twice as sweet.
