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That was so bad it's good.

I like how smoking defines Italian Spiderman... and that last scene? Probably BTS that they decided to just stick in there anyway.

Wacky take on 70's foreign film production values + some SERIOUSLY hot chicks = people I'd love to hang out with.

1. punches out villians, then punches out damsel in distress
2. flies like superman (as well as other non-spidey super-powers)
3. displays NO spidey powers (spiderman in name only)
4. smokes non-stop... even as arch enemy taunts him with a snake... he's more annoyed at the smoking intrusion then anything else
5. ends up dancing in the woods with his enemies... then hitting a hooka with them (out of order perhaps?)


Man... I'm laughing out loud as I type this... that was SO stupid I may have to watch it again.
 
See, they're prepping to spend hundreds of millions of dollars "rebooting" the spider-man franchise. I bet they could instead buy this for fifty bucks and release it, and the odds are it'll be at least as entertaining...
 
I would definitely catch this in the theaters. I'm not kidding, this would make a ton of money. It's THAT bad that everyone would want to see what the hype was.
 
Exhibit A: "The Room". A film that is reportedly so bad, people have been standing in line to get tickets to experience it.
 
Hawk Teflon said:
I would definitely catch this in the theaters. I'm not kidding, this would make a ton of money. It's THAT bad that everyone would want to see what the hype was.
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I'm not sure. Grindhouse (25 mil gross) and Black Dynamite (235 thousand gross) have kind of proved audiences aren't keen on this aesthetic. However, this looks like it only needs to gross 50 bucks before it makes a profit. Will certainly be a cult item.
 
If Spiderman 3 had been like that, I probably wouldn't have turned my car around to watch Blades of Glory 20 minutes into it...
 
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