This Valentine's Day, nothing says romance...

[Mark Harris]

Like a big-ass hissing roach:

http://www.bronxzoo.com/name-a-roach/

 

[Hawk Teflon]

If I pay $10, will they suck mine up with a vacuum? Granted, that still leaves 57,999 roaches, but if everyone contributes just a little bit...

 

[Colonel Panic]

I named a Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus after my valentine.