Richard J. Johnson
Joystick Member
The lighting guy who thinks he "co-directed" the film because he had a suggestion for a line read.
The reason I have to type LOL.
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The lighting guy who thinks he "co-directed" the film because he had a suggestion for a line read.
The writer who doesn't understand that it's the director's movie...
And this is the reason that writers are usually NOT invited to the set.The director who doesn't understand that the writer created a script and is going to have some opinions on how it should be filmed. :grin:.
And they smell. The writers.
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The crew that never shows.
The fact that I am now the crew.
The pissed off wife that hates the fact that our bedroom is now a set.
The 3 year daughter who screams "Daddy" in the middle of a great take.
The Noise my floor makes that is amplified 10 fold when the boom is recording.
The Lighting is not consistent...Again.
The lead actor is late...Again.
The bulb just blew and B&H is 4 hours away.
The Auto Reel Lock is back.
The "Dammit I forgot to charge the Batteries" speech again.
The "Dammit I forgot to turn on the adapter" speech again.
The edit just does not look right.
The script is in sitting on the table in the shot. how did i miss that?
The Joy of getting the perfect scene.
The Joy of getting the perfect sound.
The pain of starting the next projet.
The pain of ending this one.
The department head who tells you on Wednesday that he needs you so you can't leave to start a new show come Monday, who then tells you on Friday that today's your last day, so you miss the connection and lose the next show.
The department head who tries to persuade you that filing a valid grievance for breach-of-contract will be bad for your career.
The reason I will never walk to Starbucks again.