monte
Bag of Douche
First let me start off by saying Minnesota is a hell hole. Sure it's beautiful, but then again, so are poisonous caterpillars. It is so cold, you wouldn't even believe it. I took my camera outside the other day, and since it was way below zero, my camera simply exploded, and the shards of the lense flew into my eye. Blinding me.
Well, atleast I get to wear a pirate-esque eyepatch. Oh yah, I have been getting ready to shoot this short for the past 3 weeks and I still can't get enough actors, because, you know, the powers that be make everybodies schedules different. So now, I have to take my canon zr60, out to shoot right? Well that would be fine if it didn't constantly auto expose
This wouldn't be so bad if the godamn snow wasn't brighter than Jesus! I mean holy ****, what the hell is going on? I swear, the other day, some guy that looked like buddha just walked up to me and kicked me in the testicles, and then walked off for no reason. Oh, did i mention I'm freaking out about shooting my short, yah, I did? Well, hmm what else happened...
Oh yah, a drunk passed out under my car, so I couldn't do location scouting today, yah that's fun. What else... That's right, a bus full of nuns was driving by and they saw me holding my canon zr60, and they all shouted "Noob burn in hell YOU SUCK HAHAHA" and they literally said that as they threw monkey feces at me out the windows. It wouldn't have been so bad if the feces didn't hit me in the head, knocking off my eyepatch and getting into the eye.
"Ok dont worry monte you can clean the **** off your eye" i told myself as i ran towards the river! Oops! The wind gusts and freezing cold air cooled off the **** and dried it on my eye. WOOPS! That's too bad, guess I have to do the sensible thing...
So i took a chainsaw and I started it up, so i could cut the **** off my eye, but I lost my grip on it (I have frostbite on my fingers from living in this shithole all my life) when a crazed homeless man came asking me for water. The chainsaw jumped up into the air, and came down, slicing through both my shins.
I screamed in pain. Luckily an ambulance was right there, and the 2 drivers came over to me with shocked expressions, then their expressions turned to disgust, as they looked at my mangled body.
"Oh it's HIM"
"Yes HIM" the other replied. Then they began to stomp on my face, my testicles, and proceeded to break all my fingers just out of spite, even though they were late for work.
So, now I'm typing this, while my house just got started on fire from being so cold! I didn't think it was possible but it was...
Just letting off steam cus I'm so stressed out, because I've been having to help a very very very very cranky temporary crippled woman for the past 4 weeks (I live with her) and also due to my short and lack of actors and locations due to the crippled alkdsfjlasdkjflaksdjflk **** it
Well, atleast I get to wear a pirate-esque eyepatch. Oh yah, I have been getting ready to shoot this short for the past 3 weeks and I still can't get enough actors, because, you know, the powers that be make everybodies schedules different. So now, I have to take my canon zr60, out to shoot right? Well that would be fine if it didn't constantly auto expose
This wouldn't be so bad if the godamn snow wasn't brighter than Jesus! I mean holy ****, what the hell is going on? I swear, the other day, some guy that looked like buddha just walked up to me and kicked me in the testicles, and then walked off for no reason. Oh, did i mention I'm freaking out about shooting my short, yah, I did? Well, hmm what else happened...
Oh yah, a drunk passed out under my car, so I couldn't do location scouting today, yah that's fun. What else... That's right, a bus full of nuns was driving by and they saw me holding my canon zr60, and they all shouted "Noob burn in hell YOU SUCK HAHAHA" and they literally said that as they threw monkey feces at me out the windows. It wouldn't have been so bad if the feces didn't hit me in the head, knocking off my eyepatch and getting into the eye.
"Ok dont worry monte you can clean the **** off your eye" i told myself as i ran towards the river! Oops! The wind gusts and freezing cold air cooled off the **** and dried it on my eye. WOOPS! That's too bad, guess I have to do the sensible thing...
So i took a chainsaw and I started it up, so i could cut the **** off my eye, but I lost my grip on it (I have frostbite on my fingers from living in this shithole all my life) when a crazed homeless man came asking me for water. The chainsaw jumped up into the air, and came down, slicing through both my shins.
I screamed in pain. Luckily an ambulance was right there, and the 2 drivers came over to me with shocked expressions, then their expressions turned to disgust, as they looked at my mangled body.
"Oh it's HIM"
"Yes HIM" the other replied. Then they began to stomp on my face, my testicles, and proceeded to break all my fingers just out of spite, even though they were late for work.
So, now I'm typing this, while my house just got started on fire from being so cold! I didn't think it was possible but it was...
Just letting off steam cus I'm so stressed out, because I've been having to help a very very very very cranky temporary crippled woman for the past 4 weeks (I live with her) and also due to my short and lack of actors and locations due to the crippled alkdsfjlasdkjflaksdjflk **** it
LMAO
