The Simpsons: Favorite Quote
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Oh man there are so many good ones. I could list a thousand:
"Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch." -- Kent Brockman
"A bloody end for Homer Simpson...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation"
"Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese." -- Mr. Burns
"Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you." -- Mr. Burns
"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more." -- Comic Book Guy
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures." -- Bart Simpson
"Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance. Whenever there are so many species that people get confused and angry a poacher is born." -- Homer Simpson
"Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender." -- Homer Simpson
"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" -- Homer Simpson
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." -- The Simpsons
[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Oh man there are so many good ones. I could list a thousand:
"Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch." -- Kent Brockman
"A bloody end for Homer Simpson...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation"
"Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese." -- Mr. Burns
"Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you." -- Mr. Burns
"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more." -- Comic Book Guy
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures." -- Bart Simpson
"Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance. Whenever there are so many species that people get confused and angry a poacher is born." -- Homer Simpson
"Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender." -- Homer Simpson
"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" -- Homer Simpson
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." -- The Simpsons
[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Jim Brennan
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Re: The Simpsons: Favorite Quote
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Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
Re: The Simpsons: Favorite Quote
;D What about THE MAN WITH NO NAME - THE LEGEND, THE GEEK, THE COMIC BOOK GUY!
CBG: "Question - Is your name Ridley Scott or James Cameron?"
Homer: "No, it's Homer."
CBG: "Well then, I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, Homer. And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know that you stole my idea."
Homer: "I'm just waiting for my kid."
Homer's Brain: "Mental note - steal his idea."
Bart: "How come I've never seen that Itchy and Scratchy before?"
CBG: "Perhaps because you are a pre-pubescent ignoramus. This is a bootleg copy of Itchy and Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat. Because of it's frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellect, such as yours, now toodle-oo."
CBG: "Worst episode EVER!"
CBG: "Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
CBG: "Oh, it appears I will have to find a new fortress of solitude."
CBG (looking at woman): " Ohh... Err... Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?"
Woman: "Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on."
CBG: "Don't try to change me baby."
Bart: "Have you seen Milhouse?"
CBG: "No. Now go away, we are racing for the title of Champion of the Universe."
CBG: "That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore, it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars."
CBG: "Lucite hardening... must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose from "Battlestar Galactica." Best... death... ever!"
CBG (laying on street): "Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? [looks it up in a little book] Ah, yes - Gar-dacchk! (zoom out)
;D What about THE MAN WITH NO NAME - THE LEGEND, THE GEEK, THE COMIC BOOK GUY!
CBG: "Question - Is your name Ridley Scott or James Cameron?"
Homer: "No, it's Homer."
CBG: "Well then, I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, Homer. And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know that you stole my idea."
Homer: "I'm just waiting for my kid."
Homer's Brain: "Mental note - steal his idea."
Bart: "How come I've never seen that Itchy and Scratchy before?"
CBG: "Perhaps because you are a pre-pubescent ignoramus. This is a bootleg copy of Itchy and Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat. Because of it's frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellect, such as yours, now toodle-oo."
CBG: "Worst episode EVER!"
CBG: "Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
CBG: "Oh, it appears I will have to find a new fortress of solitude."
CBG (looking at woman): " Ohh... Err... Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?"
Woman: "Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on."
CBG: "Don't try to change me baby."
Bart: "Have you seen Milhouse?"
CBG: "No. Now go away, we are racing for the title of Champion of the Universe."
CBG: "That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore, it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars."
CBG: "Lucite hardening... must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose from "Battlestar Galactica." Best... death... ever!"
CBG (laying on street): "Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? [looks it up in a little book] Ah, yes - Gar-dacchk! (zoom out)
Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
Re: The Simpsons: Favorite Quote
Worst Topic EVER!
Worst Topic EVER!
kitsu
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Re: The Simpsons: Favorite Quote
"Oh, your powers of deduction are exceptional! I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. GO! GO! For the good of the city!" - CBG
"'To start, press any key'... Where's the any key?"
"Hmmmm, Barney's movie had heart, But 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin."
"Do they have Krusty-partially-gelatinated-non-dairy-gum-based bevrages?" "yep, they call'em 'shakes'" "humph, Shakes. Don't know what'you're gettin'"
"Oh, your powers of deduction are exceptional! I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. GO! GO! For the good of the city!" - CBG
"'To start, press any key'... Where's the any key?"
"Hmmmm, Barney's movie had heart, But 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin."
"Do they have Krusty-partially-gelatinated-non-dairy-gum-based bevrages?" "yep, they call'em 'shakes'" "humph, Shakes. Don't know what'you're gettin'"
Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
Re: The Simpsons: Favorite Quote
;D Look at all these great quotes, from just one little cartoon. Wouldn't you love to write something that other people quoted all across the world? I've quoted myself before, but that's not funny.
"It's still funny, but not ha-ha funny." - Ralph Wiggum
;D Look at all these great quotes, from just one little cartoon. Wouldn't you love to write something that other people quoted all across the world? I've quoted myself before, but that's not funny.
"It's still funny, but not ha-ha funny." - Ralph Wiggum
