Rakesh Jacob
Veteran
PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE!!!!
How easily you twist in the wind....
"this camera is awesome..."
"OMG look what it can do..."
"car mount and such...."
"what? footage? clips?"
"um... nah, can't do that"
This guy doesn't have a GH1, as a matter of fact this isn't even Kholi!
I've done a bit of investigating: Kholi was last spotted in New Zealand working on the Legend of Zelda "fake" trailer. ONLY!!! It was the "REAL" thing! Kholi has been in New Zealand for the past 12 months working with Peter Jackson and Ridley Scott (yes THAT PETER JACKSON, but oddly enough, NOT that Ridley Scott)
So who is this conniving coercive contravening counterfeit cinematographer?
None other than Richard Longwood, the infamous social networking terrorist hacker! After being banned from Myspace and Facebook, Mr. Longwood created an account on Twitter and hacked blogs, news websites and web portals to plant fake stories of how great Twitter was, how life changing and immensely popular it was with the famous, the beautiful and the rich. When Twitter actually became popular despite its clear uberlamenificence (that's what the cool kids say, Google it) an internal company review revealed the scam and Mr. Longwood's ISP was written on a secret post-it note. This post-it note sits in the CTO's office at Twitter where a special task force sits and vigilantly denies accounts being set up by Mr. Longwood. Apparently Mr. Longwood knows how to hack into DVXUser databases but isn't quite sure how to mask his ISP address, weird I know. Also Twitter is really lame and I can totally see how they wouldn't understand about auto rejecting ISPs.
Moral:
DVXUser + a Japanese GH1 = the new Twitter
How easily you twist in the wind....
"this camera is awesome..."
"OMG look what it can do..."
"car mount and such...."
"what? footage? clips?"
"um... nah, can't do that"
This guy doesn't have a GH1, as a matter of fact this isn't even Kholi!
I've done a bit of investigating: Kholi was last spotted in New Zealand working on the Legend of Zelda "fake" trailer. ONLY!!! It was the "REAL" thing! Kholi has been in New Zealand for the past 12 months working with Peter Jackson and Ridley Scott (yes THAT PETER JACKSON, but oddly enough, NOT that Ridley Scott)
So who is this conniving coercive contravening counterfeit cinematographer?
None other than Richard Longwood, the infamous social networking terrorist hacker! After being banned from Myspace and Facebook, Mr. Longwood created an account on Twitter and hacked blogs, news websites and web portals to plant fake stories of how great Twitter was, how life changing and immensely popular it was with the famous, the beautiful and the rich. When Twitter actually became popular despite its clear uberlamenificence (that's what the cool kids say, Google it) an internal company review revealed the scam and Mr. Longwood's ISP was written on a secret post-it note. This post-it note sits in the CTO's office at Twitter where a special task force sits and vigilantly denies accounts being set up by Mr. Longwood. Apparently Mr. Longwood knows how to hack into DVXUser databases but isn't quite sure how to mask his ISP address, weird I know. Also Twitter is really lame and I can totally see how they wouldn't understand about auto rejecting ISPs.
Moral:
DVXUser + a Japanese GH1 = the new Twitter