The HVX200 is here! ...and it's much suckier than we thought...

I've always liked the way that brand actually "name" their hoovers... ie, that one is Henry.

Maybe Pany could "name" their HVX200... maybe...hmmm.... "BarryXtra"
 
Well, let's see...it's all in the specs...

HIGH PERFORMANCE 1200 WATT 2 STAGE MOTOR - Overcrank Slo-mo, not a problem.
UNIQUE REWIND AND STORAGE SYSTEM - Tape-based, sure--but workflow/archival issues are solved.
FOLDING CARRY HANDLE--built-in camera stabilization? Dare to dream!
HIGH EFFICIENCY TRITEX FILTRATION SYSTEM--built-in diffusions? I am now taking offers for my set of 4x4 Pro-mists!
SIMPLE TO USE MICROFLO DUST BAGS--Clog-free tapeheads for everyone!
AIRO "POWER BRUSH"--Cutting-edge, DVE software bundle...Adobe is acquiring stock as we speak.

...and a paint scheme that reminds talent: "Smile...you could have a real job!"

My needs have been met. Thank you, Panasonic!
 
Oh, my God. We had one of those old Hoovers when I was a kid. The coolest thing was that the exhaust was on the very bottom which would lift the vacuum off the ground making it easy to pull along behind you.
 
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Oh HENRY! The new HVX has BIG bedroom eyes. And look at that pouty face. She's shy, but you know what she's thinking. "Honey, can we use one of the other attachments tonight?" :)

Seriously, what were they thinking, putting a face on a sucking machine? What's their target audience, lonley house-husbands.
 
no way I'm buying this thing -- the filters are like $2000 each and you can only vaccum for eight minutes!

What were they thinking!!!!!

sure there are rumors that you can attach it to a dirt devil and stream your dirt that way to the dirt devil .... but no one will confirm this, and some say the nozil on the dirt devil can't handle this type of through put!
 
PK Gillock said:
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Oh HENRY! The new HVX has BIG bedroom eyes. And look at that pouty face. She's shy, but you know what she's thinking. "Honey, can we use one of the other attachments tonight?" :)

Seriously, what were they thinking, putting a face on a sucking machine? What's their target audience, lonley house-husbands.

Sucky nose sex...hmmmm :undecided
 
Hey guys I have a question, I just bought one and when I tip it back and forth it makes a clunking noise...is that right???

I think I might have got a broken one or a grey market one.
 
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