nullphonic
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Oh man, The freaking "A-Team" is in production. I hated the TV show much less the movie unless they pull a total "Mission Impossible" type re-vamp.
The Box Office Daily
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monte
Bag of Douche
See - here's the problem, shitty movies.
Stop marketing shitty movies, spend that marketing on stuff that has a good plot, hell not even good just has to be original. Jesus Christ people, it could be shot on a sony handicam for all people care... goddamn
"Ok guys, so you know that movie about that superhero? Let's do it, except this time, we'll do it about that one guy nobodies heard of!"
"What about the script?"
"One moment..." *fires up the Formulaic Script Program* "... ok, he was given his powers in a tragic accident resulting from the death of his stepson's niece, who he later remarries in vegas... let's call it "Uncle Crackers Vegas Hillbilly Adventure Episode 1"
Stop marketing shitty movies, spend that marketing on stuff that has a good plot, hell not even good just has to be original. Jesus Christ people, it could be shot on a sony handicam for all people care... goddamn
"Ok guys, so you know that movie about that superhero? Let's do it, except this time, we'll do it about that one guy nobodies heard of!"
"What about the script?"
"One moment..." *fires up the Formulaic Script Program* "... ok, he was given his powers in a tragic accident resulting from the death of his stepson's niece, who he later remarries in vegas... let's call it "Uncle Crackers Vegas Hillbilly Adventure Episode 1"
George Romero shoulda cast Lindsay Lohan for LOD and then killed the *****.
nullphonic
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Jarred Land said:
LOL :grin:
"Herbie of the Dead". Just this possessed V-Dub rolling over people with decaying passengers...
HorseFilms
Look ma no hands
nullphonic said:
I'd watch that for an hour and a half.:thumbsup:
pookie said:
About Face (2005) [ Z | top | B ] Production:Buddy Pictures Inc. [us] Director:Steve Karras Cast:Peter Coyote, Henry Kissinger Release:tbc Status:unknown Comments:none Last update:unknown
Henry Kissinger?
nullphonic
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Jubal28 said:
Yeah he's trying to break out of porn, this documentary is what his PR guy calls "A chance to see the 'Hen-Kiss' with his pants on and his heart out" :grin:
Rosestar
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Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
One of the reasons for Land of the Dead's low box office tally is because it was on 2,200 screens, instead of 3,800 for batman and the others.
DinosaurInc
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Plus, it was made for like $15 million, so a $10 million opening weekend is pretty promising. Puts Romero in a place to direct something else. Still have to see it, unfortunately (my chick is a zombie-loving hottie, and she'd kill me if I saw it without her ***whip-crack***). Opted out last night and saw Batman again. Better the second time around.