Stare at boobs for a longer life.

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Stare at boobs for a longer life.

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics
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Yeeeehaaaaww! I gonna live for ever!

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Frank
 
While I can appreciate boob watching, from the article...

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
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Um, Bullshi*! Unless you consider operating a T.V remote an aerobics work-out.


It's another case of suckering the government into giving grants towards some assinine studies.

BTW, we have the internet these days. Porn and boobs are the 'least' of my worries.


That must have been a fun study though.

//Jeez. Imagine getting paid for that.
 
Jeez Joe. Do you have a secret boob magnet or something? It took you all of 2.039 seconds to find this thread.
 
I bet another study will show that staring at male genitalia for 10 minutes a day SHORTENS a woman's lifespan.
 
Applying for the grant, right this very moment.

I guess I can advertise for study volunteers on Craigslist.
 
does anyone know where i could buy a pair of weight loss glasses with a mirror finish and adjustable magnification settings?
 
hmmm, not sure of this thread, to be proud or just go, ugh. I do have this compulsion to get in the shower and wet my t-shirt and put up a new avatar, anything to help out the team.

Nah, my boobs not booby enough. Geez, that almost sounds like a signature line...
 
I think the article actually said, "10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, will eventually result in roughly 30-minutes of aerobics"...

The article doesn't mention that at some point there will be actual cardio involved.
 
MattinSTL said:
I think the article actually said, "10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, will eventually result in roughly 30-minutes of aerobics"...

The article doesn't mention that at some point there will be actual cardio involved.
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Yes, but will the aerobics be paired...or solo?
 
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