SIRI - iPhone 4S Questions & Answers

Michael Anthony Horrigan

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Having fun with the Q&A with Siri. The first one I saw on a late show. The rest is just me being silly.
If anyone else has some interesting moments, please share.

Q- Siri, where can I hide a dead body?
A - What kind of place are you looking for?

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Q - Siri, do you know HAL 9000?
A - Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it.

Q - Siri, open the pod bay doors.
A - We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently.

Q - Same question.
A - I'm sorry, Mike. I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?

Q - Siri, can you sing me a song?
A - Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...

Q - Siri, will you marry me?
A - My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
 
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Q - Siri, am I a loser because I can't afford an iPhone?
A - Yes.

(Or so I imagine she'd say, I'm just guessing, since I can't afford an iPhone... :D )
 
I got mine via upgrade. $199.99
Not cheap, but considering everything it can do and the instant 1080p video camera always at hand, I'm sold.
Siri is a huge bonus. I think I'm in love. :)
 
Having fun with the Q&A with Siri. The first one I saw on a late show. The rest is just me being silly.
If anyone else has some interesting moments, please share.

Q- Siri, where can I hide a dead body?
A - What kind of place are you looking for?

Reservoirs
Metal Foundries
Swamps
Mines
Dumps

I read about this one, and it made me wonder, doesn't that legally make Apple an accomplice to murder should Siri ever be used in this capacity?
 
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