Really bad ideas for future fests

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Hmm. None of these are quite as BAD or as FUNNY as they can be.

How about BeastialityFest, then? :huh:

 

[alex whitmer]

LiposuctionFest

 

[pauly_the_hitman]

OK so being that I have had like 10 hours of sleep since last Weds. I say how about Narcoleptic, Necrophiliac, Nymphomaniac fest. Yeah I said it, of course I think the Celine Dion fest is much scarier then even the scariest of all fests.
Pauly

 

[armisiano]

Ironside Fest - all films must star or feature Michael Ironside. What? You could get him.

similar note:

Feldman Fest - all films must star or feature Corey Feldman.

 

[Mile Bozicevic]

Arnulf Rainer tribute fest

I think there's NO ONE who would watch all of these.


For those who haven't watch the film... blink

 

[Richard J. Johnson]

Redneck Fest

Bush Fest

Foxnews Fest

Baby fest

 

[Capt Quirk]

Pornfest...

 

[robertwerden]

Blooper fest

 

[Justin Kuhn]

AdFest.

ZING

 

[mark_Cray]

I formally submit to any and all directors entering in "Nymphomaniac fest" my headshots and resume. I dont know how bad of an idea that is for a fest.. but it sounds like a BLAST *snickers*

 

[alex whitmer]

BimboFest

 

[gabrielflorit]

Backyard Pond Fest.


Required line of dialogue: Man, would you look at that pond!

:laugh: I laughed out loud on this one. Yes, we should totally do that. Next up, we'd have filmmakers all across the world looking for ponds!

 

[ZazaCast]

LlamaFest

 

[Tim Joy]

Poofest
Dingleberryfest

Fartfest... no wait. That should go in the "Good Ideas for future fests" thread

 

[Jason Sanders]

slow-mo fest combined with boobfest

 

[Dustin R. Rogan]

Rogan Cameo Fest (where you either talk about or have me in your film)
AntiPenguinFest (anything to bring Penguin down)
DVXUSERFEST (where you have to have at least 3 fellow DVXusers in your film)
SequelFest (where you make a sequel to a film that doesn't have one)
OneshotFest (film has to be one shot)

Rogan

 

[Mile Bozicevic]

Oneshot Festival already exists here in Croatia. (Onetake festival)

http://www.onetakefilmfestival.com/2008/index_flash.html

Actually, that's a good idea, since there's no time limit. Also, there's no editing or post-production, you just shoot it and send the file.

It's actually quite interesting-I think on signing up one the next one.

 

[majikfraug]

"Big Budget Fest"

Must have spent over $100,000 -anyone already qualify? If so, I'm interested in having you executive produce my next film...

 

[Drew Ott]

Charades fest --- No speaking or text is allowed during the creation of the film.

 

[Capt Quirk]

Charades fest --- No speaking or text is allowed during the creation of the film.

You might as well call it MimeFest.