Please allow me to vent...

[XCheck]

SIR, you made my day. What a way to finish it!

You break my heart! HA HA HA HA!

 

[DC]

Awesome, awesome . . .

 

[CallaghanFilms]

Good stuff, that!

My man, you make me wish that I had recorded some of my "telemarketer adventures". I swear the only thing better and more satisfying than ****ing with jehovah's witnesses at your door is doing so with a telemarketer at dinner time (both of which are hobbies of mine.)

 

[snodart]

I can't help it.. LMAO. Quick on your toes.

 

[Cryogenic Filmworks]

Oh whatever... Me thinks you pissed her off vidled.

 

[Rezzie]

Haha, that was great, vidled. I love how devastated you sound when she says she's noting your name.

 

[OregonDank]

find the other calls dude, that sheet was hilarious

 

[vidled]

Found another:
http://erkljhtnoiwv3y48tvybw38ilyt9...y5viehtiytv.us/postmortem_dental_concerns.mp3

This telemarketer is just way too nice though, the other one was MUCH better!

 

[OregonDank]

"you mean if i'm dead it doesn't carry on?" MWAHAHAAAAHAHAAA

priceless man...."Yea i'm just concerned about after you pass away"

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Heh heh... our very own Jerky Boy. :cheesy:

Actually, I was surprised at how clear the recorded phone audio was. What did you use to record with?

 

[niknak]

Set me up for the day, love to start the day with a few giggles.

 

[Rick Meyer]

Found another:
http://erkljhtnoiwv3y48tvybw38ilyt9...y5viehtiytv.us/postmortem_dental_concerns.mp3

This telemarketer is just way too nice though, the other one was MUCH better!

Awesome. "what if somebody digs me up after I'm dead and does something to my teeth...is that not covered?" hilarious.