...."or massage by an attendant"....

[Pookie]

 

[HorseFilms]

Ouch.

 

[Cassius]

My girlfriend and I looked at rings today briefly. On the counter they had all these things that I guess are used for displays or sizing or something... anyway, they looked like that. Which made for good conversation.

Jewelery sales people don't usually talk to us.

 

[Mike Harvey]

"...electricity..."

Where exactly would you attach... oh nevermind... I don't want to know...

 

[SonicStates]

"In a class by itself"....hahahahhaha, no sh&t!
Oh wait that was for my 500th post?...The RECTOROTOR....thanks Pookie

 

[Hawk Teflon]

relief of piles?

 

[Rick Meyer]

relief of piles?

That's what I was thinking? What the hell is a pile? Then I googled it and unfortunately found out what it was by coming across THIS. Click at your own risk.

 

[Hawk Teflon]

Oh God ... I ... I will never ask another question for the fear of finding that page again.

 

[Cassius]

I think that's the opposite of how to cure hemorrhoids.

 

[ilauzirika]

what got me thinking is the "small enough for a 15 year old....."