grinner
Carbonite Member
20 years in the industry has made it impossible to beat around the bush:
I'll work for you for $190k a year pluis benefits.
Dress Code: I like to wear tie-dyed t-shirts so unless those are in the dress code, I'd rather not hear about one.
Micro Management: I like to work alone. I don't mind oppeasing the client, as that's the gig but a boss coming in at 6pm with a "what if that font were yellow" will get ya made fun of when you leave the room.
Drug Tests: I don't do drug tests. I can save you some money by checking positive. I'll show up to work stoned and step outside 5 times to burn one during the day. It's cool though. I share.
Hours: yeeeeeaah, I'm gonna have to bail at about 5 every day. Assumming I dragged my ass in by 10, anyway. It's not that I'll be moon-lighting or anything like that, I'd just rather be out in the sun that at work.
Weekends: Dude, unless I totally dig you and we're hangin' out somewhere, I'll see ya monday
at like, 10:30.
Non-competes. I aint singin' ****. If someone pops up later on with a sweeter gig, I'm totally there. Consider this your incentive to be cool.
Benefits. Load me up. It's the freakin man that has me open to a staff gig in the first place. Nevermind the 401k, I'll be completely bored and out of there in 2 years anyway.
Freelance? Yeah, I can freelance there instead of staffing there. I'm cool as hell and I travel. I'm $150/hr or we can hash out a weekly deal. Matter of fact, email me a script, I'll bust out a turn-key production you can mark up and we'll break out early.
serious enquires only:
Grinner Hester
www.grinnerhester.com
grinnervision at gmail dot com
I'll work for you for $190k a year pluis benefits.
Dress Code: I like to wear tie-dyed t-shirts so unless those are in the dress code, I'd rather not hear about one.
Micro Management: I like to work alone. I don't mind oppeasing the client, as that's the gig but a boss coming in at 6pm with a "what if that font were yellow" will get ya made fun of when you leave the room.
Drug Tests: I don't do drug tests. I can save you some money by checking positive. I'll show up to work stoned and step outside 5 times to burn one during the day. It's cool though. I share.
Hours: yeeeeeaah, I'm gonna have to bail at about 5 every day. Assumming I dragged my ass in by 10, anyway. It's not that I'll be moon-lighting or anything like that, I'd just rather be out in the sun that at work.
Weekends: Dude, unless I totally dig you and we're hangin' out somewhere, I'll see ya monday
at like, 10:30.
Non-competes. I aint singin' ****. If someone pops up later on with a sweeter gig, I'm totally there. Consider this your incentive to be cool.
Benefits. Load me up. It's the freakin man that has me open to a staff gig in the first place. Nevermind the 401k, I'll be completely bored and out of there in 2 years anyway.
Freelance? Yeah, I can freelance there instead of staffing there. I'm cool as hell and I travel. I'm $150/hr or we can hash out a weekly deal. Matter of fact, email me a script, I'll bust out a turn-key production you can mark up and we'll break out early.
serious enquires only:
Grinner Hester
www.grinnerhester.com
grinnervision at gmail dot com