Office Haiku..

[taormina]

But they do get some
exercise by lifting the
beer nuts to their mouth

 

[Anhar_Miah]

You say soccer right?
But here we call it football!
Football is rugby!

:cheesy:

 

[Sad Max]

Britain all messed up
Diff'rent words for everything
Drive wrong side of road

 

[taormina]

football is rugby
except men wear pretty shirts,
no pads or helmets

 

[Sad Max]

rugby for real men
not a game for sissy boys
lack of teeth is proof

 

[Terry_Lasater]

between the two games
football's far more cerebral
ultimate team sport

 

[taormina]

passing ball upright
strange accents on the field
weird, wierd foreign game

 

[Jason Adams]

Is there any hope
for men to get laid who write
these Haiku all day


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Love this thread I just found it. 7 pages of Haiku film making conversation. Only something film geeks can appreciate, this is awesome.

 

[Sad Max]

Women find sexy
men who can create verses
just ask lord byron

 

[Anhar_Miah]

What all women want?
Poem be the food of love,
Sad Max is spot on!

 

[taormina]

methinks most women
would find these silly haikus
quite lame, hate authors

 

[JasonFox]

Words come and words go
This bit of wisdom is true
I swear: Chicks dig haggis

 

[Sad Max]

Haiku not key to
my wife's heart, she prefers the
dirty limericks

Haggis! O tasty
treasure trove of sheeps' innards
first drink some Guinness

 

[Anhar_Miah]

I must confess true,
Caviar, I’ve had a few,
Its the food of Kings.

 

[USLatin]

How crazy are you,
person who keeps writing here,
girls will not like you.

Geeky was enough,
now a liberal artist?
too much I tell you.

 

[USLatin]

Best to play rugby,
sweaty brawny men get girls,
geek humps HVX.

 

[Sad Max]

Luc Besson geeky
banging Milla Jovovich
'nuff said about that

 

[Tom Marshall]

Visual effects...
Why did I agree to this?
From now on I'm not doing anything filmmaking related unless I'm one of the actors or I'm directing it...

And yes, I realize it isn't quite a Haiku...

 

[USLatin]

hahah..

Tom Marshall is pissed,
but who made him sky replace?
oh, wait, it was me!

Sad Max, I agree,
I like to think I'm a geek,
and that disproves it.

Michelle does like geeks,
she is marrying me right?
Trust me, I is geek.

Geek equals alpha,
times are changing, brains now win,
Darwinism, true.

 

[taormina]

Luc Besson does rock
Professional was my fav
Milla not so hot.