Office Haiku..

[Anhar_Miah]

stressed today so.. did a spot of Haiku::

“Coffee pot broken,
Jump out window not option,
My desk at ground floor.”

“Late again to work;
People smile at me today;
My flies were undone.”

“Early to meeting;
No one yet arrive here,
Date, Today Sunday.”

“Car park very big,
Easy to find space for car;
Now, where is my car?”

 

[MattinSTL]

Is a Haiku technically 5-7-5 syllables? As in;

DVX User,
The site that takes all my time,
May she never die.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

Correct I think So,
Worry not about method;
Content is still king.

 

[HorseFilms]

This week has been hell,
Today is almost finished,
I will drink beer now.:beer:

 

[MattinSTL]

Mighty DVX,
Master of fine images;
what's that clunking noise?

Sir Anhar Miah,
Noble man on English soil;
'ave a pint on Horse.

A Horse with two legs,
runs quickly along the fence;
as Old Heaven waits.

I wished for wisdom,
as my friends wished for riches;
wisdom says "bad choice".

 

[Anhar_Miah]

I laughed out loud now,
As I fell off my red chair,
difficult to stop.

Barry the Guru,
please write more great books for us;
so we improve more.

 

[Drew Ott]

I enjoy this thread-
please keep making more haikus;
I am bad at them.

 

[Larry Rutledge]

Enter the Love Fest
Great prizes for those who win
Make us all feel proud

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Friday afternoon
Tree removal took all day
Bath water is warm

 

[Larry Rutledge]

Terry beat that bell
Your rhythmic dance marvels us
Steady goes the beat

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Trust me, Larry R
You gonna want that cowbell
Gold plated-diapers

 

[Rick Meyer]

Friday Afternoon,
great time for an ice cold beer
Horse, of course, agrees!

 

[HorseFilms]

A Horse with two legs,
runs quickly along the fence;
as Old Heaven waits.

Nice! I'm honored you remember my poison.:beer:

Friday Afternoon,
great time for an ice cold beer
Horse, of course, agrees!

Absolutely!

 

[JasonFox]

Day seven with twins
Day seven without a beer
I'll take the former

 

[Anhar_Miah]

Congratulations,
An amazing double gift,
Big celebrations!

 

[Rick Meyer]

I stink at Haiku.
For me, its not a fun time.
Hey, should these things rhyme?

 

[Sad Max]

Bellowing curses
Angry finger stabs skyward
Hot-glue-on-skin dance

Producer wants sets
Screens flash, pencil scratches lines
There it is, now build

Intern's first model
Red life flows everywhere
Sharp blade cuts cleanest

Model sits ready
Squibs fire, pyro lights the sky
Were we filming that?

Awake at seven
Charge the 405 to find
Crew call has been pushed

Cold morning arrives
No sign of craft services
Where are the donuts?

Schedule over-run
Double Golden Time all 'round
Line producer weeps

Three guys standing there
Watching fourth guy do the job
This a union show?

 

[Anhar_Miah]

Haiku, ten a dime,
no they do not need to rhyme,
only four extra points.

 

[Sad Max]

DVX User
fountain of secret wisdom
What's with that clunk noise?

 

[Anhar_Miah]

Valiant effort,
But Matt already said it,
Great minds think alike!

Mighty DVX,
Master of fine images;
what's that clunking noise?