Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

Talk about a slew of some of my favorites and least favorites. I was happy to see the Tim Burton Batman movies on the list, just so I wouldn't have to be the one pointing out the pink elephant in the room. Someone said Shaun of the Dead, and that's disturbing to me, but what worried me even more was when someone said We Were Soldiers was one of the best... anything.

It's hard for me to add or take away because I think a lot of flicks get misunderstood, and I know I haven't given certain movies a fair shot, but I know when I see a name like Zak Snyder or Tim Burton at the head, it's probably going to be silly shallow, and lacking everything that I enjoy about watching a movie. To be fair, I would also probably be more likely to enjoy a movie after seeing a name like Aranofsky or Jonze. Does that make me a bad person?

Talladega Nights
 
”Death Proof” – over long dialogue that wasn’t half as cool as Tarantino thought it was. I expected this to be a fun ride.

”Gladiator” – boring

”Alexander” or was it “Troy” – worse than Gladiator

All the “Matrix” franchise movies, yes even the first.

All Adam Sandler movies except “Punch Drunk Love”.
 
“The Blair Witch Project” - Over hyped and dull and pointless. I wanted my money back on that one.


“White Chicks” - How the Wayans continue to make movies, I don't know...

"Two Girls, One Cup"..... Ewwww
 
Tropic Thunder!!! Ben Stiller needs a punch to the head after that painful movie. Im simple sam....
 
Tropic Thunder!!! Ben Stiller needs a punch to the head after that painful movie. Im simple sam....

Ben Stiller needs a punch to the head after every movie he's ever been in, directed, or seen five minutes of on cable... :furious3:

/me still wants his five bucks back from Starsky & Hutch
 
Did you see Permanent Midnight?

I thought that role actually suited him very well. Better than most, anyway...
 
-Shortbus,
-Michael Bay (the whole lot, no kidding)
-You dont Mess with Zohan
- ...Man(the whole lot, especially Iron/Spider/X/Fantastic)
-Wedding Crashers
-Anything with Mike Myers...
 
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