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What if we mix elements from different formulas? Kinda like BBQ chicken pizza mixes BBQ and pizza you know?

SPAGHETTI CHICK BUDDY COP ALIEN INVASION FLICK!
 
Then it's an automatic Oscar, Nektonic. I thought you knew how this works.

I shall call this Oscar winning film ARTEMIS.

While on vacation in Italy, a tough as nails female NYC detective born of the ancient and divine bloodline of Artemis (Charlize Theron), teams up with one of Rome's finest (Asia Argento) to stop an alien invasion... an invasion of aliens that are really descendants of intergalactic humanoid slaves, cloned from humans taken by aliens who visited Earth in Ancient Roman times.

It's ROMAN HOLIDAY meets INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS with a heaping dose of LETHAL WEAPON, a dash of THE MATRIX, and a sprinkling of TAKEN.

Featuring:

- Exciting boat chases in Venice
- A final hand to hand showdown between human and alien in the ruins of the Colosseum
- Exploding meatballs!
- Parasitic alien lifeforms disguised as pasta!
- The Pope's secret ninja army!
- Sentient statues coming to life in the Uffizi Gallery
- Giant mechanical spiders attacking the Leaning Tower of Pisa
- Roberto Benigni as the villainous alien/Roman mastermind!

Story by: Nektonic
Screenplay by: Woody Allen and Wachowski Starship
Produced by: John Woo and Jon Peters
Directed by: Sofia Coppola

See it in Teal and Orange soaked style IMAX 3D projected at 120fps HFR in 2014.
 
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The Academy just called and said for you to just come by and pick your award up. The announcement will just be a formality.

The funny thing is........reading that, I probably WOULD go see it. You did forget the "romance angle" though. Maybe we show Charlize and, hmmmmmmm, oh I got it, twinkly vampire dude from Twilight, showing HOW the "bloodline" started.

Ok.........now I get a co-write credit.
 
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