Mormon Name

That IS funny, because it said my mormonized name is Terrilyn Charlesye. And at the office, my nickname is Terrilyn. My middle name is not Lynn, but about five other women's are, so they just throw me in the mix and call me that. Helps me to feel like I fit in. :)
 
Nice to meet ya'll, I'm:

An'Janae Miracles Precious One

....what the crap!?!?!?!

Haha Precious. MYYY PRECIOUS!
 
In honor of the unveiling of my Mormon name, I wrote a rap. So, here it goes...

[beatbox]
Yo, yo, yoooooo! Make some noize!
This how we do it up in hurrrrrr....
Yo, Jebediah, kick it one time...

Well, my Mormon name is Jerryl LeeMaster
Got 14 sons, but none's a bastard

Got me six wives I leave beggin' for more
While I look for a 7th at the general store

I work so hard to stay away from bills
Churn my butter while I plow your fields

Now work my wood and strike that nail
Show me what you got in that lunchpail

[Here it drifts off into a sort of C&C Music Factory type thing...]
Get your bootie in the field, now
Rake my hay...
 
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