Monsters in Austin

[Mark Johnson]

Two-thirds of Fat Monster made the pilgrimage to Austin this weekend where we slammed cocktails with JDS, Luis Caffesse and Caffesse's über-mensch Cliff and conducted high level negotiations as to the terms under which Fat Monster would be permitted to enter the Monster Fest. Discussions were generally positive although no final decision was reached (newbies and casual visitors to the forum may be unaware of the awkard contretemps that has marred an otherwise productive history of collaboration between French Quarter Features and Fat Monster Films. Optimism does remain that the impasse may be resolved by involving Zak Forsman as a neutral party.

 

[Mike Manning]

i dont get it... why aren't you guys aloud to participate?

 

[Mark Johnson]

i dont get it... why aren't you guys aloud to participate?

I don't want to get in trouble so I'll just refer all questions to Jack Daniel Stanley.

 

[Jason Ramsey]

Fat Monster has claimed ownership over the term "Monster", so there is some heated debate over who has to change their name in order for them to participate

Though... An anonymous source has passed along some photo's of a certain "dude" and a "Miz Penguin" that may increase our bargaining power...

Lataer,
Jason

 

[Mike Manning]

get in trouble? what kind of forum is this?!i

 

[Larry Rutledge]

i dont get it... why aren't you guys aloud to participate?

Just look at that photo ... do you need any more reason to not let them in? :evil:



Dude ... you are Fat MONSTER ... of course you have to enter MONSTER Fest. But be aware, you up against me this time ... and I am very stiff competition. I'll make O2 look like a Sid and Marty Krofft original series :grin:

 

[Mark Johnson]

We are hopeful that the great unwashed masses of DVXUSER will rise up like the dissidents in Iran and demand to allow Fat Monster back in the game.

 

[Mark Johnson]

I dunno Larry ... let's just say we are looking very seriously at animatronics this time ......

 

[Mike Manning]

Look i've met these so called Fat Monsters... all anyone needs to fear is their ability to consume large quantities of beer while hitting on Hooters waitresses.

 

[Mark Johnson]

Look i've met these so called Fat Monsters... all anyone needs to fear is their ability to consume large quantities of beer while hitting on Hooters waitresses.

Au contraire, Herr Manning. We have upped our game from the days of cereal malt beverages and chain restaurants to single malt whiskey and porn stars as of 2009. You knew us in our formative years. We are now fully formed and more dangerous than ever. Beware Fat Monster. Be very aware.

 

[Mike Manning]

Au contraire, Herr Manning. We have upped our game from the days of cereal malt beverages and chain restaurants to single malt whiskey and porn stars as of 2009. You knew us in our formative years. We are now fully formed and more dangerous than ever. Beware Fat Monster. Be very aware.

Let me rephrase...

As long as my dreams of becoming a female porn star never come to fruition... I think I'll be safe.

 

[Mark Johnson]

Please people, at the very least add your vote to our poll:

http://www.fatmonsterfilms.com/poll/

At least do this much for the cause, ok?

 

[Larry Rutledge]

http://www.fatmonsterfilms.com/poll/

 

[conrad_johnson]

Lingothree and I are doing a film this time...ah like the old days, we're all back together again.

 

[Mark Johnson]

Lingothree and I are doing a film this time...ah like the old days, we're all back together again.

Ah, indeed. I will look forward to those provocative Lingothree posts!!!

 

[Mike Manning]

Please people, at the very least add your vote to our poll:

http://www.fatmonsterfilms.com/poll/

At least do this much for the cause, ok?

dammit

 

[Mark Johnson]

Thanks for your vote, Mike. It has been duly counted.

 

[Brandon Rice]

Hope ya enter Mark!

 

[Noel Evans]

Please people, at the very least add your vote to our poll:

http://www.fatmonsterfilms.com/poll/

At least do this much for the cause, ok?

May a large fly land in your next beer, and may you only realise once it has entered your mouth!

Seriously, hope you guys do something.

 

[Captain Pierce]

Look i've met these so called Fat Monsters... all anyone needs to fear is their ability to consume large quantities of beer while hitting on Hooters waitresses.

And this is not something to be greatly feared? Look, it's obvious from the picture that these Fat Monsters are going to totally pull all the Hooters waitresses, and where does that leave the rest of us? Fighting over the waitresses at the Tilted Kilt? Not on my watch...