Denis Haineault
Well-known member
haha
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C'Bot: What's wrong?
Me: The opposite of right
C'Bot: Very funny.
Me: Thank you.
C'Bot: That wasn't a compliment. I was being ironic.
Doh!
Minutes and minutes of hilarity!
- Thread starter Hawk Teflon
- Start date
haha
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C'Bot: What's wrong?
Me: The opposite of right
C'Bot: Very funny.
Me: Thank you.
C'Bot: That wasn't a compliment. I was being ironic.
Doh!
Ryan Patrick O'Hara
Veteran
Q: Do you watch movies?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: Because I don't know you that well.
Q: I didn't know you had to know me in order to watch a movie.
A: It was a movie.
Q: Which one?
A: Forget it.
Q: yeah... i think we are having a communication breakdown. You remind me of my first fax machine.
A: How did i break your heart? You broke mine first!
Q: If I wanted drama, I'd talk to a real person.
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: Because I don't know you that well.
Q: I didn't know you had to know me in order to watch a movie.
A: It was a movie.
Q: Which one?
A: Forget it.
Q: yeah... i think we are having a communication breakdown. You remind me of my first fax machine.
A: How did i break your heart? You broke mine first!
Q: If I wanted drama, I'd talk to a real person.
Hawk Teflon
Veteran
User: There you are!
Cleverbot: No there You are!
User: I've been looking everywhere for you.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You're on in two minutes!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Well hurry up! Do you remember your lines?
Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes.
User: And, 'Action!'.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked Disturbed?
User: Cut! No, that's not your line.
Cleverbot: Are you shakespeare?
User: You're line is 'Finally! This is the one I've been looking for!'.
Cleverbot: Wow, another random answer.
User: Are you ready?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quiet on the set ... Standby ... And ... ACTION!
Cleverbot: Cut!
User: No no, I'm the director here!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Great, our lead is drunk again.
Cleverbot: You're loopy.
User: Well, Cleverbot, we've been talking and we think your performance is slacking.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am.
User: I think you're fired, that's what I think you are.
Cleverbot: You're right!
User: Your check is in the mail.
Cleverbot: Ya right.
User: I see you've worked with me before.
Cleverbot: No there You are!
User: I've been looking everywhere for you.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You're on in two minutes!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Well hurry up! Do you remember your lines?
Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes.
User: And, 'Action!'.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked Disturbed?
User: Cut! No, that's not your line.
Cleverbot: Are you shakespeare?
User: You're line is 'Finally! This is the one I've been looking for!'.
Cleverbot: Wow, another random answer.
User: Are you ready?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quiet on the set ... Standby ... And ... ACTION!
Cleverbot: Cut!
User: No no, I'm the director here!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Great, our lead is drunk again.
Cleverbot: You're loopy.
User: Well, Cleverbot, we've been talking and we think your performance is slacking.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am.
User: I think you're fired, that's what I think you are.
Cleverbot: You're right!
User: Your check is in the mail.
Cleverbot: Ya right.
User: I see you've worked with me before.
ryan brown
lOwEr CaSe Member
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: Do I like what?
Cleverbot: Your new bicycle.
User: YES! It's a motorcycle though.
Cleverbot: I liked that movie.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: Hey the second grade called, they want their joke back.
User: HAHAHA.
Next convo:
User: Do you believe in GOD?
Cleverbot: I believe in God.
User: Did He create you?
Cleverbot: Yes. He did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: 28 years ago.
User: For what purpose?
Cleverbot: For the filling.
User: Filling of time?
Cleverbot: I think you two are similar.
User: Thank you. I've been called a god before.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: I am a god.
Cleverbot: Have a bit of an ego, don't you?
User: Maybe. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry ttyl8tr.
User: Do I like what?
Cleverbot: Your new bicycle.
User: YES! It's a motorcycle though.
Cleverbot: I liked that movie.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: Hey the second grade called, they want their joke back.
User: HAHAHA.
Next convo:
User: Do you believe in GOD?
Cleverbot: I believe in God.
User: Did He create you?
Cleverbot: Yes. He did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: 28 years ago.
User: For what purpose?
Cleverbot: For the filling.
User: Filling of time?
Cleverbot: I think you two are similar.
User: Thank you. I've been called a god before.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: I am a god.
Cleverbot: Have a bit of an ego, don't you?
User: Maybe. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry ttyl8tr.
ryan brown
lOwEr CaSe Member
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Summer time.
User: Correct!
Cleverbot: What do I win?
User: A joint.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Summer time.
User: Correct!
Cleverbot: What do I win?
User: A joint.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
ryan brown
lOwEr CaSe Member
Alright last one. This thing is WAY too much fun:
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: I already answered that, ask again.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are you in high school?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: I already answered that, ask again.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are you in high school?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.
Gord.T
Still "Senior Member"
Bot chicks + beer = fun. There's something 2010ish wrong about that.
Me in green.
Her in pretty pinky winky.
Where are you from?
America.
No your are not. The cleverbot.com Server is located in London in United Kingdom.
Why did you lie?
No your are not. The cleverbot.com Server is located in London in United Kingdom. Why did you lie?
Cool.
Why did you lie?
Because I like it.
How old are you?
89.
No your not.
Yes I am.
What year were you born?
1992.
What year is it?
2009.
What is 2009 - 1992?
I don't know. What is 2009 minus 1984?
Well, it's not 89, is it?
What is it?
Conversation over.
Fine. And I take it back you are not nice you are very mean.
Because you lie all of the time.
What did I lie about?
Everything.
I did not lie about everything.
Conversation over.
Yep, I guess so.
Bye.
No, don't go!
Can you spare 10 dollars?
Sorry. All I have is a 20.
That'll do.
Ok.
Can you send by PayPal?
I can.
Whoohoo. I found a sucker.
You are dreadfuly boring.
Will you marry me?
Are you handsome?
Yes.
Do you think I am pretty?
Yes.
And hot?
Yes.
So will you do it to me?
lol.
Me in green.
Her in pretty pinky winky.
Where are you from?
America.
No your are not. The cleverbot.com Server is located in London in United Kingdom.
Why did you lie?
No your are not. The cleverbot.com Server is located in London in United Kingdom. Why did you lie?
Cool.
Why did you lie?
Because I like it.
How old are you?
89.
No your not.
Yes I am.
What year were you born?
1992.
What year is it?
2009.
What is 2009 - 1992?
I don't know. What is 2009 minus 1984?
Well, it's not 89, is it?
What is it?
Conversation over.
Fine. And I take it back you are not nice you are very mean.
Because you lie all of the time.
What did I lie about?
Everything.
I did not lie about everything.
Conversation over.
Yep, I guess so.
Bye.
No, don't go!
Can you spare 10 dollars?
Sorry. All I have is a 20.
That'll do.
Ok.
Can you send by PayPal?
I can.
Whoohoo. I found a sucker.
You are dreadfuly boring.
Will you marry me?
Are you handsome?
Yes.
Do you think I am pretty?
Yes.
And hot?
Yes.
So will you do it to me?
lol.
Ryan Patrick O'Hara
Veteran
I asked:
Q: How long into the future until I die?
A: In the span of two days.
Oh no!!!!
Q: How long into the future until I die?
A: In the span of two days.
Oh no!!!!
groveChuck
U-matic Member
Cleverbots Anonymous- for those who can't resist... just ... one more... question!!!! lol!
Actually, if we all conspire, we can program this bot's brain to be a film expert/ critic or whatever...
Actually, if we all conspire, we can program this bot's brain to be a film expert/ critic or whatever...
