Lost in translation

dsto

dsto

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I purchased a cheap mp3 player/flash drive a while ago. I need some help. I am having trouble figuring something out. I will type out a few troublesome lines from the manual exactly as they appear.
Attention Items:
- Vibration of walking or doing sports will not affect playing of music, however falling down of be clashed by heavy thing will damage player and affect the playing effect. Meantime , avoid any liquid pure down to or bedew it
- Prevent ear damaged
Not turn the volume too much loud, ear professor suggest that it’s will bad for your ear listening to loud volume for a long time. If you feel uncomfortable , please turn the volume down or stop using it in time.

Is "bedew" even a word...and what exactly is an "ear professor"?
 
:)
It only goes to show you how odd the english language really is. A simple translation to englsh requires it's own talk professor.
Give them credit. The random words strung together are all spelled correctly.( And the cheap little device worked and is solid. )
Now I need to go unbedew my heavy clash thing before it affects the playing effect.
 
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