Lol

"A fat woman overhears you as you snicker and make fun of her with your friends. Intending only to embarrass you, she walks over and puts you into a headlock. She unwittingly breaks your neck, however, killing you instantly."

holy schnikeys!

That would make a great story for all my friends...:grin:
 
Mine said while at a bar a stranger would slip a date rape drug in my drink, and I would be taken from the bar, raped and murdered.

Good thing I dont go to bars or drink or talk to strangers.
 
A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

Always hated mimes.. now I know why.
 
Terry_Lasater said:
"You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking."

I think I got Horse's fortune by mistake.
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Nice!:thumbsup:

Here's what mine said (obviously, he's incorrect):
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.
 
While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.
 
'While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away.'

I'll take the bus from now on.
 
"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room."

I know that in the end there can be only one, but I thought I'd have at least a fighting chance!!!
 
ncje said:
A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane...
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Not to "dance on your grave" or anything,
but I may want to write a horror treatment based on your...ultimate demise.

I'm dead serious.

This is not a joke...
If this had been an actual joke, the preceding message would have been followed by uncontrollable laughter.
 
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

the sad part is, there's a part of me that thinks it might be right.

dammit.

-rook
 
While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.
 
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